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Friday, April 29, 2005

Annoying questions via email

I have gotten countless emails with the "Getting to Know You" questionairre and it is almost always the same shit regurgitated over and over and over. So I am compiling a list of questions that I think actually mean something. Some are stupid, but all of them say something about the layers of someone's personality. I will put questions or statements here and go ahead and answer them for myself. Please feel free to flagrantly steal and put this on your site if you feel the need. I do it constantly.

1. Best place you have had sex - swingset
2. Member of the same sex you would so do if given the chance (I don't give two craps if you are gay or bi or not - just answer the damn question.) Salma Hayek
3. Ever cheated with a friend's spouse or significant other? No. I did date a friend's ex and that was so not the thing to do. He was so not worth it.
4. Ever had sex at work? No, but did some other stuff. ;)
5. Part of the body that turns you on the most. Smile and a man's arms. purrrrrrr
6. Favorite drink - alcoholic. Frozen margarita with salt - preferably on a Friday afternoon after work on my back patio.
7. Favorite drink - non-alcoholic. Diet Coke.
8. Book you are currently reading. Some book by Iris Johannsen that is boring me to tears but I am determined to finish so I can loan it to my friend Pam.
9. Favorite restaurant. Houston's on St. Charles Avenue. I love to have a late lunch there and enjoy watching people out the floor to ceiling windows.
10. Sport that you watch and totally get into. Football - no doubt.
11. Scariest thing you ever did. Going through a rough patch with an ex where I thought my safety was in danger.
12. Ever cheated? Oh yeah. Not proud of it but I did it.
13. Ever regretted a break up. Yep, and still do.
14. Ever met someone off the net. Yes - funny story to be told later.
15. Member of your family you are convinced is adopted. Would have to be my brother Mike who looks like none of us and is a complete freak.
16. Age when you had your first adult kiss. 15 and it was in my boyfriend's bedroom and I was initially totally grossed out. He just sorta shoved his tongue in my face.
17. Blogs read daily: Dooce, Katie, Torrie, Kristine, Lawbrat, Home Detention Lady, Spurious Plum. There are others but I tend to click from other sites to find them. There are so many that I just love.
18. Last lie told. Hmmmm, will have to think on that one.
19. Food you can not live without. Pizza - no contest.
20. Would you stay with a spouse or significant other if you found out they cheated? Hell no.
21. Have you done so already. When I was a stupid teenager - yes.
22. Ever dated outside your race. Oh yeah - I have the United Nations of ex-boyfriends. I think the only race or ethnic group I have yet to date is a Native American.
23. Place you must visit before you die. Greece.
24. Ever messed around with a person you knew was married. Sorry to say but yes I have.

I will post more questions as the come to me but this is a great start. :)

Elizabeth at 12:40 PM

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at 1:18 PM Blogger Torrie said...

I'm stealing this.

 
at 12:24 AM Blogger Kitty said...

I stole it too!

I got a good laugh out of reading yours and just had to do it :-).

 
at 3:39 PM Blogger Random and Odd said...

Your next. I can't handle you not having a good blog design!

email me.

*hug*

 
at 3:50 PM Blogger Random and Odd said...

no really. email me at randomandodd@gmail.com

let's get this thing pimped!

 
at 6:37 PM Anonymous lawbrat said...

OMG. This is a hoot! I saw this over at Torries, and I commented to her that I was going to steal it. I guess I should tell the source I'm stealing it! I cant wait to read more.

 
at 7:58 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here are my answers - you know me, but I'm pleading the Fifth and posting it anonymously. If you figure out who I am, come to my blog and just say yes, ok?
1. Best place you have had sex - under my desk at work
2. Member of the same sex you would so do if given the chance - Salma Hayek - yeah, me too she is pretty damn hot - even in Dogma
3. Ever cheated with a friend's spouse or significant other? No. I did date a friend's ex and that was so not the thing to do. He was so not worth it. - are you my twin?
4. Ever had sex at work? - see #1
5. Part of the body that turns you on the most. Eyes and a man's hands only if there are work-scarred - no metrosexuals for me.
6. Favorite drink - spiced rum and Diet Coke with a big chunck of lime - no goofy little slices
7. Favorite drink - non-alcoholic. Diet Coke or Pepsi - I'm non-partisan
8. Book you are currently reading. Shibumi by Trevanian - yes, its a repeat read.
9. Favorite restaurant. This little Chinese place half a block away from my first corporate job in Chicago.
11. Scariest thing you ever did. Drove cross-country not once but multiple times in the space of 6 years - I stopped after some creep followed me from Baltimore through PA.
12. Ever cheated? Yep. Wasn't worth it, at all.
13. Ever regretted a break up. Once, but I didn't have a choice.
14. Ever met someone off the net. Yes - the first time was horrible.
15. Member of your family you are convinced is adopted. Actualy I am - and I am the resident family freak, so there you have it.
16. Age when you had your first adult kiss. 16
17. Blogs read daily: Dooce, Katie, BFE, Waiter Rant, and Defective Yeti.
18. Last lie told. When or what it was?
19. Food you can not live without. Sushi.
20. Would you stay with a spouse or significant other if you found out they cheated? Nope, they didnt stay with me the one time I did. I don't play double standard.
21. Have you done so already. When I was a stupid teenager - yes.
22. Ever dated outside your race. Oh yeah - I have the United Nations of ex-boyfriends. yeah - me too.
23. Place you must visit before you die. Greece. Are you SURE we're not related?
24. Ever messed around with a person you knew was married. Um...can I take the Fifth on this one? I was lonely, dammit.

 
at 9:24 PM Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Im going to answer these on my blog this weekend...

 
at 9:34 PM Anonymous lawbrat said...

Anon wasent you Jessica? I thought for sure it was!!

 
at 9:36 PM Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

Hmmmmm, now I am really intrigued.....

 
at 8:15 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

nope, not Jess Rabb...
keep trying!

 
at 8:15 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and the scariest thing? Forgot to mention i was ALONE driving cross-country

 
at 8:19 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

and i missed the sports question - hockey and baseball

 
at 2:57 PM Blogger Weetzie said...

SFG--I was having a shitty weekend and this perked me up so....I posted it too! =)

 
at 7:59 PM Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

I have to say, I am alittle amused that people thought the anon answers were mine because the person mentions a desk at work and a corporate job, granted I would totally do Salma and all that, but I have never been nearly that respectable to have my own desk, Ive been naked on a desk, and Ive stripped for people who worked at corporations, but yeah. Not nearly as respectable. Heh.

 
at 9:02 AM Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

Question for anon - do you know me just from the blog world or do you know me from my real life?

 

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