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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Just flagrant stealing is what this is.....

Are y'all beginning to realize that today no work is getting done and that I am just going from blog to blog reading people's stuff and basically snagging their ideas? OK, just so we are clear...

This is from Spurious Plum whose blog makes me giggle...I so love the Defcon 5 houseguest cleaning stories. Someone more anal than me - hallelujah. Anyway, here is what I stole:

In the immortal words of Holy Schmidt -
"T if for true, F is for false you fucktard!
(T) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(T) I've Never Been To Japan
(F) I've Never Been In A Taxi
(F) I've Never Been In Love
(F) I've Never Had Sex In Public (um....)
(F) I've Never Been Dumped
(T) I've Never Done Cocaine
(F) I've Never Shoplifted - that is a funny story to be shared later.
(T) I've Never Been Fired
(T) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight (Man, do I want to though!)
(T) I've Never Had Group Intercourse ( Yep, I'm Prudence McPrudepants)
(F) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
(F) I've Never Been Tied Up
(F) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
(T) I've Never Been Arrested
(F) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (only once!)
(F) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
(T) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
(T) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date (that's a WHOLE separate post to be addressed later this week.)
(F) I've Never Lied To A Friend ("Does this make me look fat?" "NO, but I'm not sure about the color....")
(F) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(F) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans (I live in NO so I have no choice.)
(T) I’ve Never Been To Europe
(F) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(F) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(F) I've Never Skipped School
(F) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
(T) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose (Ow.)
(T) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
(F) I've Never Been Married
(T) I've Never Been Divorced
(T) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(T) I've Never Posed Nude
(F) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(T) I've Never Killed Anyone
(F) I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(F) I've Never Been Drunk (HA!AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!)
(T) I've Never Smoked Pot (again, one of the few)
(F) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
(T) I've Never Taken Ecstasy
(T) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
(T) I've Never Eaten Sushi (No. Poor fishies. Now pass the chicken.)
(T) I've Never Been Snowboarding
(F) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
(T) I've Never Had Sex While A Friend Was In The Room
(T) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
(F) I've Never Flashed Anyone
(F) I've Never Met Anyone From Online - see post above - was my one night stand. His name was Ryan and he was hot as hell. No clue what his last name was nor do I care.

Elizabeth at 2:42 PM

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at 9:23 AM Blogger Vaida said...

This is funny shit. The gears in my brain start spinning, and I'm checking them off as I go along. Done that. That. Haven't done that.

I've never been into a fist-fight either. If you'd like to stop by after work, we can duke out in the parking lot.

HA HA

 
at 11:12 AM Blogger Torrie said...

SFG, email me at torrielm@aol.com about the Blogrolling thing.

 

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