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Friday, May 27, 2005

Interview questions from Sherri

The rules are that I had to request to be interviewed on her blog and then she emailed me the questions. Then I post a link to this post in her comment section. I am not sure how to do that in the least. How cute that she thinks I am not a computer moron like I really am. LOLOL. Anyway, here goes:

1. Describe your ideal day. I would get up whenever I damn well pleased. Get dressed and go grab the Sunday giant newspaper out of my yard and go eat breakfast out while plotting what I will buy from all the sale papers. Then I will take a nice leisurely drive to the beach with my doggie. It is a nice drive down country roads and tiny towns so you have to take your time and just enjoy the scenery. Then I would watch my psychotic dog run and play in the waves with his flippy frisbee thing. Then we would all come back to town and eat somewhere yummy on the way back. The dog would pass out in the back and snooze the whole way back (which never ever happens even if he is so exhausted his little eyes droop). Once I got home, I would get a foot massage and leg massage and eat my weight in Reese cups that have no affect on my weight. Then off to bed.

2. Do a lot of people in your "real" life know about your blog? FUCK NO. My husband does and that is it. How on earth could I be as honest and sometimes mean if my friends and family would read this shit. I have them convinced I am a nice girl.

3. When was the last time you really indulged yourself? What did you do? This is hard because frankly I do not indulge myself often. The first thing that springs to mind is that I took my lunch yesterday and ran across the street to Macy's to look around and bought a super cute summery outfit - which I am now wearing because it is Casual Friday.

4. What is your favorite joke? OK, this is so lame and yet every time I hear it or tell it, I disolve into giggles like I am all of FOUR. Knock knock. Who's there? Interupting cow. Interupting cow who? MOOOO!!!!! The deal is you gotta scream the moo as the person is in the middle of saying "interupting cow who?" It fucking slays me every time. I know. It's sad how lame I am.

5. What is one of your favorite childhood memories? When I could not sleep, my dad would never fuss. He would just get me out of bed at whatever time and the two of us would bake homemake cookies from scratch. I loved that.

There you have it. A small glimpse into me. Thanks to Sherri for thinking up these questions. Her blog rocks if you have not read it yet. :)

Elizabeth at 8:29 AM



at 8:50 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Awww. I love #5!
How cute is that.

at 9:04 AM Anonymous SHERRI said...

OK, I'll post the link for you. Hehe.

[P.S. my name has 2 R's] :-)

at 9:13 AM Anonymous SHERRI said...

Rats! No way to select individual posts on your site, for posting links.


at 9:48 AM Blogger Cherry said...

I have my family fooled too. If my mom ever saw my blog, she would shit her pants. Especially my 'Sperm' post. :)

at 12:36 PM Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

Where's your STUFF? I'm waiting...

Cute interview answers.

at 12:51 PM Blogger Vajana said...

The interrupting cow joke is the ONLY knock-knock joke my kids know. It is all they NEED to know, in my opinion!!


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