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Thursday, May 12, 2005

TAG!!! You're it.

I’m supposed to choose 5 things from this here list and complete a subsequent “If I could be . . .” thought. Then I tag three other folks to keep it going. I was tagged by Spurious - how cute.

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor, I would make sure that I would warm up my hands and that horrible speculum thing they invade you with. I know warmth breeds germs but COME ON PEOPLE.
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be an athlete, I'd so talk my way into the boys locker room
If I could be a lawyer, I would realize that doing shit at the last fuckin' minute only stresses out my staff and when I pull a file, I would put the fuckin' thing back to-fuckin'-gether and.....let's just stop there. I could go for days on that bad boy.

If I could be a professor
If I could be a world famous blogger
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world
If I could be married to any current famous political figure
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a writer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a chef, then the fast food joints in my 'hood would so be lacking in business.
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a librarian
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would so go find Johnny Depp and do NC-17 rated things to him.

So Katie, Lawbrat, and Vaida,y'all are oficially tagged. Have fun!!!!!

Elizabeth at 8:36 AM



at 12:22 PM Blogger Territorial said...

Great blog. I dream of visiting New Orleans someday. So much history!

at 12:24 PM Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

So much trash. So much ignorance. So much swamp life.

at 1:03 PM Blogger Cherry said...

I love your blog. Your answers really cracked me up. You are so right about the doctor warming up their hands!!! And your Jonny Depp NC-17 was a great answer too.

I hope you don't mind, but I filled out my answers and posted it on my blog. I gave you full credit though about where I got the list from.

Great blog, I will be checking in very frequently. :)

at 1:45 PM Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

I don't mind in the least!!! Glad you enjoyed the answers. :)

at 3:55 PM Blogger Snickrsnack Katie said...

I love this list! I will definitely fill it out and post it to my blog. I LOVE your answer about if you were a lawyer. Does EVERY lawyer not know how to put a damn file back together? Does EVERY lawyer have broken hands, because the ones I work for can't seem to get off their asses and pull a file by themselves.

Is it 5:00 yet? Okay, only 1 hour 6 minutes!

at 2:28 PM Blogger Spurious Plum said...

Good job, SFG. Nice to see someone looking out for the world's warmed speculum needs.

As for Johnny Depp...only NC-17?


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