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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Random thoughts

Why was I not born into money so that I can do what I do best - sit on my ass and criticize stuff?

Why did I ever think I was cut out to go to law school?

Why did I move to a place known for swamps, flying cockroaches and mosquitoes that are so big that they can carry your ass away?

Why is it not yet football season so that I have at least some sort of reason for lying on the couch on Sundays eating foods that end in -ito and scratching myself?

Why is it only July and I am dangerously close to being out of sick days?

Why do I give a crap what other people think?

Why do I eat stuff that I know will make me sick and have ass explosions WHILE AT WORK?

Why do I enjoy alone time so very much?

Why can I spend way too much time reading up on the lives of all these other people and not go out and get one of my own?

Why is it so easy to be sympathetic to someone whose life you only read about yet so easy to be rough on those you see every day?

Why am I so tired all the time?

Will I ever be debt free? (Talking revolving debt only, of course.)

When huge women wear spandex, what exactly is their thought process there?

Why am I convinced that my pets understand English?

More to come, I'm sure.

Elizabeth at 3:39 PM



at 4:10 PM Blogger Jeffs place said...

When you get the answers to these questions please forward them to me at once. There also should be a law against huge and spandex. If the underwear tag says "Detroit Tent and Awning" Spandex is a no/no.

at 6:21 AM Blogger Danielle said...

Gurrrlll I have the same questions, especially the FIRST one!! lol I gotta tell yah me and my co workr have been reading you for forever, I can't even remember how far back and she always asked me are you sure your not SFG!! We have sooooo many things in common!

at 8:25 AM Blogger Weetzie said...

I DITTO your queries!

at 9:47 AM Anonymous lawbrat said...

#1- because you actually have a mind. Although, with money and a mind...

#2- I wouldnt do it over again if you paid me. These last credits I need are killing me.

#3- so they could move you to a nicer climate?

#4- its coming soon. Get out your ito's and scratching wear.

#5- cuz its fun to take sick days!

#6- no smart ass answer for that one...Im still figuring that one out.

#7- it tastes so good going in!

#8- hmmm...what are you doing with your alone time? are there batteries involved? that could explain it....

#9- again...same boat.

#10- good question

#11- pregnant?

#12- again, no smart ass answer

#13- they think they are HOT! with all their cellulite dimples showing and their tummy bigger than their boobs.

#14- Um, because they do?

at 11:24 AM Blogger Torrie said...

I think you need a vacation. New York perhaps?

at 4:22 PM Blogger Annejelynn said...

This: "When huge women wear spandex, what exactly is their thought process there?"

I cannot tell you how often I ask this one!!!

I, too believe that my boys (Otis and Owen) totally know English...without a doubt! (ha)

at 10:47 AM Anonymous Lisa said...

Wow, were you in my head? I've had the same questions and thoughts!


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