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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

9 layers

Stolen from Lushy

LAYER ONE: --
Name: SFG
Birth date: August 31, 1973
Birthplace: West Covina, CA
Current Location: New Orleans, LA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: Crappy pukey brown
Height: 5'4"
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Virgo

LAYER TWO:
Your heritage: Irish/German/English - white bread
The shoes you wore today: black slide ons
Your weakness: Men with dimples and Reese cups
Your fears: Not having a baby and being stuck in a small spot
Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni and extra cheese
Goal(s) you'd like to achieve: Find a job that I am really happy with and feel confident about, get knocked the hell up, and someday not be in debt.

LAYER THREE:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: BRB - gotta poop
Your first waking thoughts: "FUCK!!!!!"
Your best physical feature: My eyes I guess.
Your most missed memory: Feeling good in my own skin

LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - tons of it
McDonald's or Burger King: Both
Single or group dates: I like single but I don't date anymore
Adidas or Nike: Whatever is on sale
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice tea is the drink of the devil.
Chocolate or vanilla: Are you kidding? Chocolate!!!
Cappuccino or coffee: Ick - neither

LAYER FIVE:
Smoke: Nope.
Cuss: Like a sailor.
Sing: In my car.
Take a shower everyday: Absolutely.
Do you think you've been in love: Yes.
Want to go to college: Already done
Liked high school: I had fun, mostly.
Want to get married: Did that too
Believe in yourself: Sometimes. I won't deny I have issues.
Get motion sickness: Rarely
Think you're attractive: I'm not a troll but I think I have looked better
Think you're a health freak: Um, no. I'd like to tell you yes, but who am I kidding?
Get along with your parent(s): Mostly.
Like thunderstorms: I love them and want one now.
Play an instrument: Nope

LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
Drank alcohol: Not that I remember
Smoked: No.
Done a drug: No.
Made Out: Yes - with the husband
Gone on a date: Yes - with the husband.
Gone to the mall?: No.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: The chocolate icing ones -damn close
Eaten sushi: No.
Been on stage: Oh hell no
Been dumped: No.
Gone skating: No.
Made homemade cookies: No but I bought all the stuff for them
Gone skinny dipping: No.
Dyed your hair: No
Stolen Anything: Yes. There is a story about that somewhere in this blog.

LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes.
Been caught "doing something": Yes.
Been called a tease: Probably but it was their perception, not my actions.
Gotten beaten up: Not physically.
Shoplifted: Yes
Changed who you were to fit in: Sadly, yes.

LAYER EIGHT: --
Age you hope to be married: Already done
Numbers and Names of Children: 2 - Jake and Emma
Describe your Dream Wedding: Mine was perfect for me - on the beach in Destin with close fam and friends.
How do you want to die: Painlessly and quickly.
Where you want to go to college: already did in Pittsburgh
What do you want to be when you grow up: Able to not work.

LAYER NINE:
Number of drugs taken illegally: None
Number of people I could trust with my life: I'm lucky. I have quite a few.
Number of CDs that I own: Lots
Number of piercings: Just one hole in each ear
Number of tattoos: None. Needles. Ick
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?:No clue really
Number of scars on my body: a few - mainly from the damn dog
Number of things in my past that I regret: three, maybe four.

Elizabeth at 8:51 PM

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5 Comments

at 9:03 PM Blogger Buck Rogers said...

I might steal this for mine. I am beginning though to hate filling these out on emails so I might not.

 
at 6:09 AM Blogger Danielle said...

AWWW SHIT, MY SOUTHERN FRIED HAS A BIRTHDAY COMING UP!!!!!!!

 
at 8:58 AM Blogger Nessa said...

whew - that was long! :) good luck on the job hunt!

 
at 9:58 AM Anonymous lawbrat said...

If I ever have a girl, I want to name her Emma Grace.

Great name SFG!

 
at 10:34 AM Blogger Cherry said...

Fun learning more about you!! So, your body is covered in scars from your dog? SOunds like mine!! :) I may have to steal this from you. :)

 

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