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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Yet another whore

Fucking Rita, man. I am so annoyed. I should be in my packed to the gills car driving south to my first stop of Kingston, TN in order to be home by Friday afternoon/evening, but my stupid home does not know what they are gonna do since Hurricane Rita is in the Gulf. This just irks my fucking nerves. I had to postpone all my plans and push my hotel reservations back a day to see what was gonna go on. I hope we can leave bright and early in the AM. I am just ready to get on the road.

Yesterday I took the Pooper to my cousin, Jen's, house so he could meet her dog, Ruthie. Even though Gage is fixed, he tries to mount anything that stands still long enough. It's.......charming. Thankfully they did play together for a while before poor Ruthie got annoyed with it all and we had to go. They lasted a whole two hours so Jen and I got to visit. For that I was thankful. Then we went to the graves to see a few people that I have not seen in a while. I got to see my Grandpa's grave, my Uncle Marv's grave and Uncle Sav's grave. That might sound kinda morbid but I really wanted to go. I miss all three in different ways. I have pics of everything so expect posts.

Today I am having lunch with Jen again, then coming home to see my Aunt Jeannie one last time before we go to my cousin, Carrie's, house for dinner. Somehow I have to find time for laundry and packing all our shit. I could quite possibly have purchased a large amount of Steelers merchandise. Maybe. Coulda done that. So fitting all that in will be a treat. But I mean, fuck, when you find a fabulous Steelers letterman type jacket for sixty fucking dollars, are you gonna pass that up? The answer to that is NO. My car is also all decked out. I have the license plate frame, the emblem stuck to my bumper and a magnetic ribbon that is black and gold that says "Go Pittsburgh." If I pass through Cleveland or Nashville, I am sure to get my ass kicked. To which I say, bring it on bitches. I will kick you in the shins and run away like a girl.

Elizabeth at 9:01 AM

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at 9:36 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Girl, hold on to your horses.
I know you want to go the fuck home but Rita is being a totally bitch ass ho.

Your Weather Channel correspondent-Pissy Britches

 
at 9:50 AM Blogger Leesa said...

Geez, Rita too? What's going on in this world??
"Run like a girl"..love it.

 
at 10:00 AM Blogger Danielle said...

Fucking Rita. Well I think the worst is over and I still have to say I am glad your okay!

 
at 11:52 AM Anonymous Amanda B. said...

I know, Rita is such a slut. Slut. Slut.

Sorry you didn't get to go home. Soon darlin'.

 
at 1:52 PM Blogger Cherry said...

The second I heard about Rita, I instantly thought of you and how it would affect you. Im sorry you have to go through this AGAIN. I am praying New Orleans will be ok.

 
at 10:20 AM Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

Girl, keep your southern ass up there in Pittsburgh. If you get bored, I'll hook you up with some of MY relatives.

That bitch ass ho Rita is a cheap hooker bitch.

Stay put.

 
at 8:53 AM Blogger Cat said...

I am right there with you! Hubby and son were headed home this weekend to take care of some things, but NOOOOOO RITA the Bitch had to show up! I pray you get home soon, and that all is going well in your area!

Take care

 

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