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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Stealing yet again - this time from Ms. Perdie

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Debbie Fucking Gibson. I loathe her

2. Where was your first kiss?
On the sidewalk outside my boyfriend's house. It was very fast.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? No, but my friend, Mike, pulled a small palm tree out of my boyfriend's yard because he treated me bad. Does that count?

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? No, I am so dense that I never know when people are interested.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Yep

6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex? Smile and presence of dimples or lack thereof

7. What do you order at the Coffee Bean? Um, I live in Louisiana where we just fucking got Target so let's not get crazy, people.

8. What is your biggest mistake? Way too many to count

9. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Not that I remember.

10. Say something totally random about yourself. I am a fount of useless knowledge

11. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?Yeah but I am not saying who because she is just so horrid looking that y'all will think I am a giant she-man. (I look nothing like her.)

12. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? No

13. Did you have braces? Yes, 18 fun filled months.

14. Are you comfortable with your height? I am 5'4" - let's go with NO.

15. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? Gave me a dog as an engagement gift.

16. When do you know it's love? Who the hell knows?

17. Do you speak any other languages? I can speak very little Spanish despite taking 4 damn years of it.

18. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? No, as my pasty pale tail will attest to.

19. What magazines do you read? And here is where y'all see my weakness - Us Weekly, People, Glamour, Allure, Real Simple, Self, Marie Claire, Oprah, InStyle, Good Housekeeping, Redbook, Lady's Home Journal. It's sick - really.

20. Have you ever ridden in a limo?Yep!

21. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? My high school Sunday school teach, Mr. Ves, two uncles.

22. Do you watch Mtv? Hardly ever.

23. What's something that really annoys you? People who drive slow in the fast lane.

24. What's something you really like? Pizza, Hooters wings, Coke, Steelers football - all of those things at once and it is orgasm city.

25. Do you like Michael Jackson? When he was black and a man, yes I did. Now, not so much.

26. Can you dance? Like only a really white girl can.

27. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? 36 hours straight

.28. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?No.

29. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?Of course.

Elizabeth at 5:16 PM

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at 6:39 PM Blogger MsPerdie said...

Like a real white girl can... LMAO!!!!

 
at 8:14 PM Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Neat responses. I like the way you think.

 
at 8:46 PM Blogger afdalieuroiuf said...

sfgrrrl, i'll be coming in town next saturday evening (probably) to see a friend of mine in the city to the west of yours...let's hook up for margs at the restaurant where you and the hubs met (i think i remember right)! :)

 
at 12:10 PM Blogger Annejelynn said...

I'm stealing this one for later - took the one you got from Cherry too

I love memes (if they don't require the application of intelligence - song memes always stump me)

 

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