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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Reason #56 why I should not be allowed in public by myself

In Target, I come upon this lady with this absolutely adorable, chubby-ass, happy baby boy in her buggy. I literally stop right by her and say the following:

"How do you NOT just eat his cheeks?"

She looked horrified and probably has a restraining order out on me.

Note to self: every thought in your head does not necessarily need to come OUT.

Elizabeth at 6:51 PM

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at 6:59 PM Blogger Kami said...

There's nothing wrong with that!!

I once asked this mother of a baby girl (at a party), "Do people tell you that she looks like Tom Hanks?" Holy. The whole damn place got real quiet.

 
at 7:08 PM Blogger Territorial said...

LMAO Tom Hanks...trying very hard to picture Tom Hanks baby.

I think that is totally fine to say what you did. It's not like you sait it holding a bottle of ketchup or something!

 
at 8:37 PM Blogger Mama Duck said...

OMG, I would have said that too.

Also, just a helpful tip from yours truly, don't koke to strangers about selling your kid to gypsies. Some people just don't get it.

 
at 9:20 PM Blogger MsPerdie said...

LMAO!!!!! That is funny!

 
at 9:34 PM Blogger Football Widow said...

I would have loved to see the look on her face! I went to the mecca today and walked out empty handed! I don't know how that happened! I must be getting better at restraining myself.

 
at 9:46 PM Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I wonder what was REALLY on your mind when you opened your mouth!

 
at 10:14 PM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

There ain't a damn thing wrong with asking that. Cute babies deserve attention..lots of it.

 
at 10:45 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Yea, I often lose my filter and want to immediatley go hide under a rock.

However, that comment wasn't bad. It's not like you said "how do not beat that kid into submission??"

 
at 10:47 AM Blogger Cherry said...

LOL!!! That was too funny. I can just see that lady's face when you said that. :)

 
at 11:15 AM Blogger Nap Queen said...

You rule.

 
at 2:37 PM Blogger Mike said...

And she took you literally? The nerve of some folks. At least she didn't slap no gravy on'em

 
at 4:38 PM Anonymous asterismos said...

That is so very acceptable. I eat my baby's chubby cheeks all the time. They are so yummy! ;)

 

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