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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Just do NOT do it

Chad Johnson of the Cincinnatti Bengals has decided to do something disrespectful with the Steelers hallowed Terrible Towel should he score during today's game. My guess is that he will grab one and wipe his ass with it. I know every single city has their teams and they support them and that's all well and good. However, if this asshole does this shit, he had better have GIANT BODY GUARDS because the fans of Da Burgh will drive their happy asses to Cincy and fuck his world UP. This is assuming he even gets out of Heinz Field. I am all for having fun and acting kinda stupid when you score. I can't even IMAGINE what scoring a TD in a televised pro football game must feel like but it must be cool as fuck. I'm sure that when you are a much maligned team and frequently the butt of jokes over your sucky record, to actually have a good winning season must feel like the best thing ever. Then act accordingly. Be excited. Be thrilled. Be even a tad arrogant. But don't be an asshole. If you do and some pissed off steel worker with an Rolling Rock in his hand comes to fuck your world up, don't say you weren't warned.

Elizabeth at 11:02 AM



at 2:10 PM Blogger Bossy Britches said...

I just wanted to thank you for stopping by my shitfest I call my blog! Please come back again..and you are pretty funny too..although I am not realting to the football thing..I have no use for orginazed sports activity!!..LMAO!!

at 7:54 AM Blogger Danielle said...

gurli cant get into footbal like you! lol


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