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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Random musings from the empty mind of mine

I thought I found a new blog today but now I realize I have been there before and just forgot to save her to my favorites. Huge mistake because this girl is hi-fucking-larious. I can't do the little thing where you link to whatever so the site is meancoffee.blogspot.com.

I am watching Law and Order and how the fuck did Angela from Who's the Boss become a judge on here?

My hands smell like Clorox Clean Up and I heart it.

House is incredibly clean.

Pile o' laundry is also done.

I, however, have not showered.

I am feeling somewhat better about things, but still know that I need help. This is only a minor blip on an otherwise not good radar.

Tom Benson (owner of NO Saints) is a fuckwad and needs to have his rectum cleaned with a scrub brush. Go to San Antonio, bitch. We fucking hate you here and wish death upon you. (I'm not even a Saints fan and I still hate this muthah.)

I get my feelings hurt way too easily. I so gotta get over that.

I really wish I could sleep the way the Pooper does. He just stretched and let out such a sigh of contentment. It is a charmed life, I tell ya.

When did SNL start to suck so bad? I have not watched it in a good long while but it is just stupid now. How sad.

Tomorrow is gift exchange with the inlaws. Let's hope that goes swiftly. I found out from the nieces that my MIL is buying a kitchen table exactly like mine. What. A. Surprise. Nevermind that her house does not have walls yet. Let's make sure you have all the inside stuff first. Oh, nowhere to store it? Dump it all on us. Absolutely. NOT.

How on earth did King Kong get great reviews from everyone? I am just blown away. I see me going to see that right after I go see Britney Spears' next movie.

Is it just me or is this man just beeeeeeeyooooootiful? I just wanna lick him.

All right, I'm out. Have a lovely weekend.

Elizabeth at 10:54 PM



at 12:00 AM Blogger suburban mom said...

Oh you are too funny. Good thing I don't watch that show b/c for some reason I hate Angela. At least she bugged me on Who's the Boss but I guess that was a long time ago so maybe now she's not so bad.

And I get my feelings hurt very easily too. My husband and I were just talking about it. we just got back from big shin dig with his family and I was saying how not one person actually asked me how I was doing. I'm always full of questions for other people "how's it going? what are you up to? how are your kids?" etc. etc. But no one ever asks me anything :(

OK, pity party over. I know I'm too sensitive :)

at 1:47 AM Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

The reason that Angela from Who's the Boss gets to be a judge on Law & Order is because she was a hooker from One Life to Live back in the 70's & 80's. She TOTALLY has the experience ;)

(technically she was a hooker who was married to a DOCTOR!)hehehe

This old hag steps back into the shadows...

at 7:31 AM Blogger MilkMaid said...

I remember Angela on OLTL, but I was a little kid then. *snicker* OK OK, so not so little. ;-) I always liked her, maybe becase I related to her story of her weight struggle that she has.

Your house is clean? I'm so envious, you bitch.

at 10:23 AM Blogger Kami said...

That's Molly's blog. :)

Um, I don't find him lickable. So sorry. Something with his eyes.

at 2:52 PM Blogger Tammy said...

You are funny!

I get my feelings hurt real easy too. So, wish I didn't.

at 1:46 PM Blogger Nap Queen said...

LOVE Molly's blog too. That girl is hilarious.

I love that guy's eyes....very, very sexy...

I don't get King Kong, either. It's 3 hours of a computer generated gorilla? No thanks.

at 8:56 PM Blogger Spikey1 said...

Was that guy in Crash? Great flick!


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