Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Where FUG learned its power

This is just the worst hair I have seen in a while. We went to a Christmas show at our friends' children's school and this was what was in front of me. I am not sure the quality of the picture since it was taken with a phone. There is a chance you can not appreciate the true ratty quality to this hair do. Or hair don't as the case may be. Let me paint the picture. She clearly had extensions the sprung inexplicably from the underside of her hair - these long straggly, never before combed pieces hanging down her back. The rest of the mop that I believe, sadly, was hers just was a beehive of mess. I wanted to grab her, hold her down and douse her head with leave in condition and tell her to mend her wicked ways. The sad thing is that she was a pretty girl and had a great body. Topping all that off with the crown of thorns that was her hair is just not good. It was bad, people. Really really bad. The 80's are over. Consult your memos.

Elizabeth at 9:33 AM

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at 9:56 AM Tammy said...: It almost looks like dreds gone wrong.
at 10:18 AM Terri said...: EEEK!!!
at 11:12 AM Danielle said...: it loooks like snakes, like madussa. lmao
at 11:28 AM Speckledpup said...: Find out who she is.
Mail her the picture.
Explain that you're SURE she doesn't have a mirror to see the back of her hair and if you looked like that you would want someone to tell you.
Then make sure to scope her out at the next school event...but don't make purposeful eye contact...dead give away....
toodles.
at 12:17 PM Charm Bracelet said...: OMG! You are so funny. I want to jump on top of her and cover her with detangling solution.
at 1:20 PM eyes_only4him said...: I can tell from that tiny fuzzy shot that think she may have some baby birds trapped in there..

slap her and tell her this isnt the 90,s!!
at 2:06 PM Kami said...: Oh, my. I just want to put some Silk Therapy in there!
at 2:44 PM Renee said...: LMAO! Did you see any small creatures playing around in there?lol
at 4:01 PM Random and Odd said...: That's me every morning.
at 9:58 AM Anonymous said...: My mother would call that a "rat's nest".