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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Big assed girls UNITE

My husband and I have long suffered from horrible eating habits (am I the only hetero girl to get cravings for Hooters wings???) and not enough exercise. I was a huge skeptic of the show "The Biggest Loser" when I first heard about it. I really thought they were going to use these poor people and make a mockery of them. However, when I was evacuated and staying with family, my aunt watched the season premiere of the most recent season - the one that just ended a month or so ago. I was totally impressed. These were some brave folks. Seriously. It takes some major nads to come on national tv in a pair of shorts and a sports bra and have your weight on a damn board posted up. I mean, I tell NO ONE what I weigh. My husband knows. PERIOD. The main reason I told him was that he severely under guessed a while back. I'm talking by like 30 lbs. God bless him but he needed to hear the truth. LOL. Anyways, long story short. He is a cocky bastard so I gotta take him down a notch. We are doing a miniature biggest loser on our own. We are competing until April 1st to see who will lose the highest percent of total weight loss. Clearly men lose weight quicker than women so this makes it even. So root me on, y'all. If I win, I get a day at a day spa here called H20. All I really want is a mani/pedi and get my hair did. I can't do massages. If the cocky husband wins, I will give him tickets to an LSU football game of his choice. So if you read a post where I am ingesting my weight in Reese cups (that so does not happen), then call me on it. :)

Elizabeth at 8:50 PM

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at 10:03 PM Anonymous Adrienne said...

You should join our sweatclub - bloggers trying to lose the blubber, started by HDL.

http://sweatclub.forumup.org/viewforum.php?f=1&mforum=sweatclub

 
at 10:27 PM Blogger Mama Duck said...

GO SOUTHERN FRIED!

(will you change your name to Southern Grilled Girl then for the sake of health consciousness?)

 
at 11:21 PM Blogger suburban mom said...

I think you'll win :)

 
at 12:54 AM Blogger Tammy said...

You go girl!! The hubbs just had his tonsils out and lost 17 pounds. Damnit. He's already got a head start on me for the year.

I've already got my cheerleader outfit on for ya, girl.

 
at 3:01 AM Blogger Kami said...

GO YOU!

 
at 8:47 AM Blogger Lisa said...

YOu can do it!!!

Its so frustrating being a woman trying to lose weight. I live on rabbit food and kill myself at the gym for two weeks straight and gain 5 lbs.

My husband goes out running a few times for a week and loses 15 lbs.

I'm trying to lose 30 lbs this year. In addition to whatever weight I gained over the holidays. I'm boycotting my scale until I can fit back into my fat pants!

 
at 9:44 AM Blogger Danielle said...

southern fried you can do it!!! come one gurl get that spa day!

 
at 10:21 AM Blogger Spikey1 said...

Hmmmm, who should I put my money on... lets see....

 
at 10:27 AM Blogger Cat said...

You can do it Girl!

GO Girl, Go Girl!

cheering for ya!

 
at 10:45 AM Blogger Nessa said...

like adrienne said...JOIN US!!!

 
at 1:20 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY MONEY ON YOU SOUTHERN FRIED GIRL, I'VE NEVER SEEN A PIC OF YOU GIRL, WHATS UP WITH THAT GIRL

 
at 2:48 PM Blogger Texas_Ivy10 said...

Much Luck to you girl!! I'm rooting for you!

 
at 4:14 PM Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

Well, Anon, since I have no clue who you are, thanks, but leave a name next time.

 
at 5:48 PM Blogger The Recovering Straight Girl said...

I'm sure you're beautiful no matter what your size, but what's important is that you are healthy and happy!

I wish you the best, but I have no good diet advice, except to leave your husband and become a lesbian, that's guaranteed to take off about twenty pounds.

 
at 6:05 PM Blogger Bossy Britches said...

well good luck..I know you will kick his ass.

:)

 
at 6:28 PM Blogger Nap Queen said...

I'm rooting for you! I'm addicted to that show. I love to see the mental shift that happens.

 
at 10:03 PM Anonymous lawbrat said...

THANK GOD I wasent drinkiing anything when I read RSG's comment. But, if it really does work....leave hubby, i'll leave Phil, we'll become lesbians AND lose weight! No more scrachy beard, no more smelly feet, no more underwear on the floor (though i'm guilty of that too), no more ....I cant think of anything more.

You can do it! I'm trying to lose the 50 I put on in the last 3 years of school. I'm down 4, but that was a week ago. I could be up 15 by now. sigh.

 

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