Friday, January 13, 2006

Tagged by Tammy

Tammy of Rant & Raven Haven (she is a funny funny girl who has no patience like me - lubs her) tagged me into doing this deal. Let's see if I come up with anything.

1. Hum a jingle of which you know all the words.

Not sure how to hum this so I'll just give the words.

Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy bologna has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name. It's M-A-Y-E-R. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I love to eat it every day and if you'll ask me, why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

2. As a kid, you played a board game over and over. And you cheated you little bastard. What was the game?

Clue. My sister so did not understand the rules so I would just always go "Oh, I won." I was such a little shrew.

3. What is the name of the song that you have been singing the incorrect words all these years? What were you singing? What should you have been singing?

I don't think I've done that. However, in high school, a friend Tricia was all impressed because she thought my name was in a song. So I am intrigued and ask what song. She proceeds to sing it - "Oh, Elizabeth, why do I feel this way??? Why does she stay on my mind?" Wendy and I about pissed ourselves laughing. I think the song was by New Edition and the part she thought went "Oh, Elizabeth" actually went "If it isn't love..." That shit still makes me laugh.

Shut up, it's funny.

4. What is the most embarrassing childhood story that your parents drag out just to fuck with you for their own private amusement.

Probably the time that I had no fucking clue what fondue was. When my step mother informed me that I would be cooking my own meat, I was like "I think not." I was all of 8 or so. I just felt very stupid once I realized it. That was actually on my birthday so after the debacle with the fondue, I got to blow out trick candles. The whole evening kinda pissed me off. I felt very picked on. And I hate that story.

I am tagging anyone and everyone. Have at it, bitches.

Elizabeth at 5:01 PM

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at 5:18 PM Tammy said...: That song is funny! Oh, Elizabeth!! So funny!

Um, what is fondue? I'm serious. I haven't a clue.
at 5:22 PM Elizabeth said...: Fondue is when you have this sort of urn like deal that has either oil or cheese or chocolate in it on a high heat. We did the oil kind and you just put your meat on a skewer type deal and dip it in to cook. Chocolate fondues you would have like strawberries, etc. It's cool. :)
at 10:52 PM Melanie said...: I don't like the meat fondue, but I love the cheese and dessert ones. I always forget how long the meat has been in there. Plus I freak out over mixing raw chicken, beef, and fish together and veggies.
at 1:23 PM Christine said...: That B-O-L-O-G-N-A one is the theme of the game! Taking advantage of sis,,,shame on you :-)