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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

This is pretty damn funny

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Southern Fried Girl!

  1. The most dangerous form of Southern Fried Girl is the bicycle.
  2. If you lace Southern Fried Girl from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  3. The international dialling code for Southern Fried Girl is 672!
  4. Southern Fried Girl can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Southern Fried Girl.
  6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Southern Fried Girl!
  7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Southern Fried Girl!
  8. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Southern Fried Girl.
  9. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Southern Fried Girl to reach the earth's core.
  10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Southern Fried Girl from each salad served in first class.
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Elizabeth at 11:56 PM

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at 11:59 PM Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

4. That could be true. I can lick my own chin.
5. Very true. I am as cheap a date as they come.
7. Yeah, me and Tom Cruise. Um, not so much.
8. Only because I tend to want to nibble on baby toes.
9. If there was that much SFG, the husband would have jumped ship long ago.


Just wanted to clarify

 
at 9:26 AM Blogger Tammy said...

First, I must say that I think it is hilarious that you commented - even first - on your own blog.

Oh and the tongue thing. You must be very popular.

 
at 12:26 PM Blogger Blessed & Cursed said...

Haha! Yours were hilarious! I like the one about you starting the Church of Scientology. Are we really God? hehe...Just Kidding!

 

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