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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Weekend update and other crap

I am beyond pissed that Desperate Housewives is a fucking repeat. I look forward to very little in the way of tv viewing so to rush back from bringing dinner to His Highness only to find a repeat really chaps my ass.
Weekend was quiet. Friday I relaxed really. Did some work during the day and chilled out that evening. I sometimes have Fridays in their entirety to myself and this was one of those days. Not that I do anything all that exciting, but it's nice to just veg and not have to speak if I choose not to. Saturday I got up and took the Pooper on a walk as part of a deal I made to myself that if I did a certain amount of exercise in the few days prior to Saturday, I would go to lunch with the husband and his brother in law and eat whatever the hell I wanted. So I walked, showered and got ready then met them for lunch. The husband was on duty so our lunch choices were rather limited since he can only take the fire truck so far. There is a steakhouse nearby that has the bestest yeast rolls in the whole damn world and I am not shitting you when I say I can eat six and not even bat an eyelash. Hence, the large ass. But I digress. So we ate a fabulous lunch and I even somewhat restrained myself. One of my main problems is that I mow through food at a speed that seems like I live in fear of others stealing my food. Then, by the time I start feeling full, the damage is done because I have gone well past the comfortable full and into "I don't want to move off the couch EVER" full. I did not do this at lunch. Go me. After lunch, I came home and worked. I also watched the last 1/3 of my fence NOT getting done. This is beyond chapping my fucking ass and I just now permanently walk around with a permanent case of red ass. It's ridiculous how long they are taking on this. Um, I digress again.
Today I got up and went to go see FIL. He was apparently talking out his head and that concerned me because my first thought was that the cancer had gotten into his brain. However, the hospice nurse called while I was there and she advised that he probably needed to be hooked up to his oxygen tank full time since he is most likely experiencing lack of oxygen to his brain. Poor darlin. So he is all masked up. Other than that and being so skinny that it frightens me, he is well. All things considering. After coming home, I worked some more and watched the movie "Birth" on satellite. Not a very well known flick of Nicole Kidman's but basically it is a movie where she is widowed ten years ago and this young boy comes to her claiming to be her reincarnated husband. It was slow and not as spooky as it looked when it originally came out but it was not awful. I give it 6 out of 10.
The big news is that I am down yet another pound. My husband is not losing any weight at all but his sugar is under control which is major important because I am not prepared to be single again. No thanks. Anyways, that makes a total of 9.5 lbs down for me. I am beginning to see it in clothes too. And the best part. The giant rack is shrinking. Not a lot but shrinking nonetheless. Please - before any of you smaller chested women flip out on me about wanting smaller boobages, try walking around with DD's for a week and see how your back feels. I am used to a C cup. I will be thrilled to get back to that and not have this shelf under my chin.

Elizabeth at 9:12 PM

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at 11:17 PM Blogger Football Widow said...

Congrats on the weight loss! I am small chested and don't envy a DD. No thanks. Looks painful.

I went to Black Eyed Pea last night and didn't eat any yeast rolls. That was one of the hardest things I've ever done!

 
at 4:29 AM Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

My friend ā€œCā€ paid $6,000 to a plastic surgeon for 34 Ds. And now she tells me that need to be replaced.

 
at 7:21 AM Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

you are lucky and witty
anyway come over for coffee and alittle bit more
have you ever had sex with a married man
it is the best

 
at 7:57 AM Blogger JD's Rose said...

I'm sorry about the FIL... my Gramps has brain tumors. It sucks!

I want to see youand the hubs rock up to a restaurant on a Sat night in the fire truck!

 
at 8:40 AM Blogger Danielle said...

do your thing gurl!!!!!!

 
at 9:06 AM Blogger Southern Fried Girl said...

I think I'll just ignore the "dating master."

 
at 10:09 AM Blogger Kami said...

Hey, dating master, I think she DOES have sex with a married man, dipshit.

Yea on the almost 10 pounds! YEE HAW!

 
at 11:17 AM Blogger cor said...

congrats on the 9.5 pounds!

the kid in birth is from around here, he's my grandma's friends grandson. i guess the kid is really nice but the mom is a bitch. heresay, heresay...

 
at 12:04 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Yea for you, your breasteses and your -9.5 pounds!!! Woohooooo!

 
at 12:43 PM Blogger Spikey1 said...

Way to go dude!

 
at 1:19 PM Blogger Nap Queen said...

Good for you! That's a significant loss!

And we were equally disappointed with the re-run. We taped it and were sorely disappointed when we sat down to watch it at 10pm....booo...

 
at 2:26 PM Blogger Holly said...

congrats on the weight loss!

i don't watch much tv either (other than unending cycles of monsters inc, shrek, and lion king) i nearly cried when my mother told me my new favorite, the book of daniel, had been pulled.

*sniff*

 
at 2:51 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Wow! Congrats on the 9.5. You are my hero.

I was upset too b/c of DH. I thought they said last week it was going to be new. What a rip.

 
at 4:08 PM Blogger Fuzzball said...

Oooooh congrats, shug!

I can sympathize on the boobage thing. I had a reduction about 10 years ago, best thing I ever did.

 
at 2:35 AM Blogger Snickrsnack Katie said...

That movie Birth did look creepy when it came out. Like they were trying to make Kidman look like a pedophile. I will have to check it out, though.

CONGRATS on the weight loss! That is awesome!

What the hell are yeast rolls? Don't all rolls have yeast in them?

 
at 11:21 AM Blogger Cherry said...

Wow, that is awesome!!! Good for you. It takes a lot of work to loose almost 10 lbs!!

 

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