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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Fuck ME, this shit drives me


Why why why is it so hard to put shit in the dishwaher properly? I was on my way to bed and I can't go to bed with dishes in the sink (shut UP) so I was going to put the last couple glasses in there and I saw this. I am going to give a tutorial on how to load a dishwasher properly. Son of a BITCH.

Elizabeth at 11:46 PM

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at 12:51 AM Blogger Isabel said...

I cannot stand leaving dirty dishes in the sink over night. I was writing up my rant about that a few minutes ago.

 
at 7:29 AM Blogger MilkMaid said...

Wait for the lesson, til I send Little Kid over, k?

 
at 10:30 AM Blogger Tammy said...

Well, at least he tries. My hubbs refuses to put shit in the dishwaser. He says "I don't do dishwashers." That's ok, though. I always tell him "I don't do toilets" as I'm handing him the bowl brush and the Comet. That's right. He cleans the toilets.

 
at 10:31 AM Blogger Tammy said...

Oh, and I can't go to bed with dishes in the sink either. So we can be weird together.

 
at 10:57 AM Blogger Nap Queen said...

Even messy ole me knows that ain't right.

 
at 11:16 AM Blogger Spikey1 said...

They all will get clean anyway! Sheesh... oh I forgot,, you aint talking to me! :P

 
at 11:17 AM Blogger Jericho said...

i'll just say: i'm with ya... can't leave the dishes in the sink, and one MUST know how properly to load the dishwasher

 
at 1:57 PM Blogger Jennifer said...

I can't stand leaving dishes in the sink either. My husband puts nothing in the dishwasher and I'm glad because he would put them in like that.

 
at 10:22 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

I have told my semi-retarded husband about 3,000 times NOT to put bowls in the middle slot in the bottom of the dishwasher b/c it blocks the water from spraying up...as usual, this AM...guess what was in the middle slot?

 
at 10:40 PM Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

You can teach folks who don’t want to learn how to put dishes in a dish washer. I’ve tried with three of women and failed. (One still complains that there is something wrong with my dishwasher because it doesn’t get all of the dishes clean and will not hear me when I say “It will if you load it correctly”).

 
at 11:16 PM Blogger Territorial said...

My husband does this too...what a dork...oh wait....I'm lying..it's me! Hubster is always giving me the gears about how I load it. BAD TERRI

 
at 12:23 AM Blogger Kami said...

I usually have to redo the "help" I get.

 
at 9:42 AM Blogger Island Girl said...

LOL- I was just bitchin about this at my house last night. UGH!!!!!!
My DH thinks I am crazy because I want the dishes "washed" before they go into the dishwasher.

 
at 12:50 PM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Don't worry you HAB.
Try having 5 people that never put their shit in the dishwasher...I have to run that motherfucker at least once a day and it is cram fucking packed full. I hate an unorganized dishwahser.

 
at 11:48 PM Blogger TBG said...

Nope cant go to bed either with dishes in the sink so you are not alone.

MEN!

 
at 12:14 AM Blogger JD's Rose said...

I'm with you on the dishes thing. And, I love the candles. There is nothing wrong with being a candle whore!

 

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