Wednesday, March 22, 2006

FUG Thursday

Damn, y'all, I was strolling along on the net and decided to see what was coming out of Paris this season. Let is just be said that I am NOT a fan of haute couture. I don't get it. I can't appreciate the asthetic or whatever. I am a make me comfy and magically take off 20 pounds type of girl. If your clothes can do that, I could not give two shits if it was made by Yves St. Snooty McSnoot. Behold the ugly...

Pointless if you have boobies.

All I can say is Seinfeldesque puffy shirt. Just no.

Ick. Just ick.

Holy 1984 Batman!

What the fuck is this shit and am I going to have to worry about them trying to reproduce it at Target? Dear God, that shit is just nasty. I mean, I like clothes and all that shit, but there is no way on earth that I would be proud to rock any of this crap - regardless of what overpriced label is on it.

Elizabeth at 10:45 PM

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at 11:35 PM Kami said...: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE MASKS?

OMG. Well, with the shit I've seen at Target lately, I wouldn't be surprised.
at 11:37 PM Melanie said...: WTF is on her face??? That is some of the ugliest stuff I've ever seen.
at 11:45 PM MommyOutOfControl said...: WTF is up with the masks? Too ashamed to be seen on the runway is my guess! LOL those are some ugliest contest winners for sure. Maybe they should stay in Paris!
Jamie
at 6:15 AM Summer said...: The masks...Silence of the Lambs? Hello Clarice?
at 7:45 AM Anonymous said...: I agree totally. The clothes suck. Target rocks. And, your picture in the former post is adorable. I see the resemblence!!!!

- L -
at 9:35 AM Spikey1 said...: I dont get it. S&M?
at 10:36 AM Tammy said...: What is going on with the mask on the face?
at 10:46 AM Cara said...: It looks like they've got lacross nets on their faces. Bizarre.

I never really understand how runway fashion translates into real-world fashion. Runway fashion is never anything that any real person would wear. The only person that wears stuff like that is Bjork.
at 1:04 PM Nap Queen said...: Okay, they're already selling the poofy, balloon skirted strapless dresses from 1985 at Target. In plaid. And polka dots. WTF? And some 14-year-old is going to buy it and say, "OMG, it's sooooo 80s! Isn't it COOL?!?!" No, dear, it wasn't cool then, and it's not cool now.
at 1:21 PM Anonymous said...: Ok, most everyone has comment on the face shit. Whats up with that? No need for make-up? Hiding their coke induced icky skin and eyes? Ewwwww!

Just yuck.

I wouldnt wear those if someone paid me to.
at 1:45 PM Sea_creature said...: Fashion is SO LAME. And yea, the masks? What in the HELL??! Beware!! Sickly skinny models BITE!
at 2:04 PM racingpartsales.com said...: The one in white looks like Jacko in drag.
at 8:48 PM Lucky Lum said...: hmmmm, for the life of me I cannot figure out why you wouldn't want to wear those fab outfits.
at 9:10 PM Unknown said...: Jeans and a sweat shirt beat any of those!
at 3:23 AM Random and Odd said...: whoa. fuuuuuuuugly.
at 10:13 AM Tee/Tracy said...: Agree 100% ... That's just awful - and all those pompous fools sit around applauding this crap?! So stupid.

She looks like crack addict mugged prostitute Barbie joins the softball team.
at 7:39 PM Annejelynn said...: the bizarre masks disturb me most...