Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Good news for Houston

OK, I seriously have seen it ALL now. Not sure if the nationwide news talks about this but New Orleans crime rate has taken a serious nose dive since Katrina the whore because, well, all that area that you see on tv under feet of water? Yeah, that was one of the largest ghetto areas in the city. Mmmmhmmmm. And it is now empty. They all bes in Houston.

Except one.

I am sitting here and the news begins. I never watch the news here because it's all crap and they lie so whatever I am doing wasting my time. However, the damn newscaster caught my attention before I could change the channel. He was describing how there is a 3 block radius roped off because the police are in the middle of a shoot out with the most wanted man in New Orleans. Wow, ok. Got my attention now. Then they show his picture and his name.

Ivory "B-Stupid" (last name).

I shit you NOT. His nickname is B-Stupid. I mean, that sorta says it all, does it not? So, good news, Houston. Somehow one of the fucktards that used to make up most of Orleans parish somehow did not cross the LA/TX border and end up jacking up YOUR crime rate. We kept B-Stupid here.

Elizabeth at 11:02 PM

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at 8:48 AM Unknown said...: Now there's something to be proud of.

So, does that mean even his friends knew what an imbecile he is and named him so? Or, alternatively, was he so stupid he imparted that nicknmae on himself?
at 9:52 AM Kami said...: Ivory B-Stupid?

Are you for real?
at 10:49 AM Nap Queen said...: OMG, that sounds like an SNL skit.
at 11:32 AM Unknown said...: Even better...his initial...

I B-Stupid...

I can't believe I came back to announce that.

I need a hobby.
at 10:52 PM Adam said...: "Will the city who lost their children please come pick them up at the the customer service desk. They are begging us for 'free' money and our 'customer service representatives' are out of quarters."