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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Random shit

So my cousin, who is probably the only person more obsessed with pop culture than I am, tells me that I must add the first season of Laguna Beach to my Netflix list. I was like "Um, I am gonna go with no." We were even on this topic of convo because we were discussing via IM the hilarity of the newest US Weekly cover that had Jessica Simpson and Kristen Cavalieri on it. I knew who the girl was, but had never seen her show - until last night. I succumbed to peer pressure and did, indeed, add the entire first season to my Netflix list and moved it to the top the way she insisted I just had to. I HAD TO. I watched disc one of three last night and, as she suspected I would be because despite what standardized testing told me in school my IQ is about 5, I am now hooked. I almost accosted the mail chick today hoping that disk 2 was in the mail. Sad people. It's just sad. I am 32, for Christ's sake. Did I mention that I was also addicted to the show Sorority Life when it aired on MTV? Oh yeah, another proud moment.
I did watch a good movie last night though called Cherish. Sort of an odd flick, but pretty entertaining overall. It had Robin Tunney in it - the chick from The Craft. The creepy friend of the husband in The Good Girl was also in it. He was slightly less creepy but still.....that face....gross. I say check it out if you are ready for something a little quiet but good overall. I also moved up the movie Derailed with Jennifer Aniston. I really wanted to see it while it was out but we missed it. It looked like one of those disturbing movies that I live for.
Is anyone besides me wondering what the fuck is going through the mind of advertising executives lately? Why, at 2 in the afternoon, do I need to know all about erectile dysfunction? Those dancing bears in the woods that are holding their naughty bits because they gotta take a piss? Yeah, that's gross. And is there THAT BIG OF A MARKET for Vagisil? Seriously? If odor is that much of a problem, I advise that you take a shower. If that does not work, then you need to go see the gyno - that shit ain't normal. And you know that most of these execs are men. They probably sit around scratching their balls going:
Exec #1: "Duuuuude, you know how like chicks have like innies and we have like outties?"
Exec #2: "Yeah, man, that's weird. I mean, how do they get clean?"
#1: "Dude, I think that is what this shit (Vagisil) is for. I think we need to like totally corner the market on naughty bits cleanliness."
#2: "Bro, this is why I don't understand why we are both virgins - we are both like so in tune with the bitches."
And so on..........

Damn, we are so poor right now. It blows. Hard core. I did get some good news last night. I am thiiiiiiis close to paying off another bill. Gotta love it. However, I am ready for a crazy ass shopping trip. Not gonna happen any time soon though. Damn bills. Bastards. Don't they know that I need a new purse?

Gotta work.

And don't judge me for the obsession with US magazine or knowing shit that is on MTV. Y'all know y'all do that shit too. If not, Ashlee Simpson would have never occurred.

Elizabeth at 2:17 PM

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at 5:09 PM Blogger Tink said...

You are cracking me up. That reminds me of the movie w/Jim Carey "Isle 4 price check, somebody has a little extra cheese on her taco". The erectile
dysfunction is probably on during the days because it's usually when some moms watch while their kids are sleeping & it's usually the woman who gets on her man to get some damn Viagra. Well @ least I did.

 
at 5:57 PM Blogger Jennifer said...

I love love love laguna beach and I have a subsciption to Us weekly and People magazine.I loved sorority life too. I don't know why I love laguna beach so much I am a 27 year old mother of four who is overweight. Those little teeny boppers look great in their bikinis.

 
at 9:41 PM Blogger Football Widow said...

I love Laguna Beach!!! I never missed it. The first season I hated Kristin and the second season I loved her. I can't wait for the new season to start. How sad am I? I'm 30 and I can talk to anyone about all of the MTV shows. I watched sorority life too.

 
at 12:25 AM Blogger Kami said...

You kill me.

KILL ME.

 
at 10:27 AM Blogger Nap Queen said...

AAAAHHHHHHHH! You are so funny. I have an Us Weekly subscription, but I've never watched LB. I guess I should add it to our Netflix. I actually watched 8th & Ocean the other day, which my husband says is like real life Zoolander. Indeed it is. I think I'm hooked.

Oh, and I totally know what you mean about the femenine products commercials. If you have that much itching and odor, it's called an INFECTION and you need to see your doctor.

 
at 10:17 PM Blogger Fightin' Mad Mary said...

I would never judge you for watching MTV!!!! Keep watching and keep me employed!

 

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