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Friday, March 24, 2006

SPF - Birfday style

Today is Kristine's birthday and in honor of this wonderful event, she has asked us to show her the following:

-our cyber-gift to her
-3 words to describe her written down and photographed
-us making fucked up faces and photographing that


Here you go darlin. My gift to you is last year's Superbowl win to your Oakland Raiders. I am stripping it from my beloved boys in Black and Gold and giving it to y'all. It is the least I can do considering y'all picked up that winning ass QB from New Orleans, Aaron Brooks. Um, good luck with that, by the way.

The last part is, actually 3 words, in and of itself, but I don't give a fuck. You are cute and silly but damn, you got some good hair.

Yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about. No make up. Hair in 3 tiny pigtails all over my giant head and I had just woken up. Tell me my shit ain't hot in the morning. And yes, my hair is darker because I had a highlighting attempt go very much awry. Think yellow. Think straw. Think trailer park. I was hot.

So there you go, Kristine.

I hope y'all played in honor of the Queen of SPF. If you don't have time to play, at least go wish the HAB a very drunk birthday. I mean, a very nice birthday. Whatever.

Did y'all play?

Elizabeth at 7:17 AM

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27 Comments

at 7:33 AM Blogger Lee said...

you go on with your crazy picture...great SPF!

 
at 7:35 AM Blogger Charlotte in Pa said...

Fabulous gifts! That funny picture of you is priceless. You know that shit's gonna come back and haunt you later. :-)

 
at 8:01 AM Blogger Kami said...

Ohhhh heavens. You just KNOW someone is taking all of our self-portraits and saving that shit.

Kris does have great hair. DAMN HER!

 
at 8:22 AM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

You crack me the f*&k up.

I LOVE the side ponytails.

Happy 1/3 of SPF!

 
at 9:04 AM Blogger AL said...

You look seeeeexy :) I played!

 
at 9:29 AM Blogger Vajana said...

whoa, that is a HUGE gift to give! And that picture is priceless. You know she is totally getting us back with these.

 
at 9:34 AM Blogger Jana said...

Great SPF! I partially played.

 
at 9:44 AM Blogger Snickrsnack Katie said...

That picture cracks me up!

 
at 9:52 AM Blogger Tammy said...

You are a mess. And cracking my shit right up.

Oh, and can you pass some Superbowl love to the Cowboys? We did get T.O., ya know?

 
at 9:54 AM Blogger TBG said...

I love the photo of you...too funny!

I played!

 
at 10:18 AM Blogger Christie said...

lmao!
loove the funny face! Hehehe!
happy spf!

 
at 10:39 AM Anonymous kristine said...

Can I just have Ben? I mean...one night? ONE NIGHT I ASK!!

Hubba Hubba!!

I love you!! Thank you for my gifts!! This is the best birthday EVER...except for that one with the two twin strippers!!

 
at 10:49 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Good lord woman you are crazy!
Sweet as pie!
Just sweet as PIE.

 
at 10:51 AM Blogger Mainline Mom said...

Whoa that is a BIG gift. I wouldn't give her that. Oh yeah and that self-portrait is kind scary. No offense.

 
at 11:09 AM Blogger Emma Leigh said...

That is a great dorky face. Love the hair!

I PLAYED!

 
at 12:32 PM Blogger Spikey1 said...

Wow, I cant wait to see you with makeup! ;)

 
at 12:35 PM Blogger Lori said...

Great SPF! Love the pig tails.

 
at 12:40 PM Blogger Nessa said...

I love that picture of you because it really doesn't look like you at all! Silly goose!

 
at 1:53 PM Blogger Mama C said...

Great SPF!

I played a little bit.

 
at 2:01 PM Blogger MommyMe said...

Love it!!!!! You are hawt in the morning!!

 
at 3:04 PM Blogger Football Widow said...

OMG. We are going to have to save that pic for future use...

 
at 3:34 PM Blogger Fleur De Lisa said...

You just made me laugh out loud! happy SPF- I've played too...

 
at 3:36 PM Blogger Annejelynn said...

whatever the acronymn is for rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off (did I get that in the right order?) - whatever, that's what I'm doin!

 
at 5:43 PM Anonymous Jenelle said...

LOL LOL Those are all SO great! I played. This was my second SPF participation, so I am still a rookie, but I had a blast!

 
at 9:13 PM Blogger JD's Rose said...

I love the pic of you! That is priceless!

 
at 1:28 AM Anonymous Torie said...

That picture is too funny.
I played too!

 
at 10:20 AM Blogger dashababy said...

You are too cute and hot btw.
Great pic.
I had the same "hair misfortune". We are both darker now but it's ok, isn't it?

 

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