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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

FUG Thursday - our help to save the planet from the fashion unconscious

It's FUG Thursday where we try to collectively save y'all from making major fashion mistakes. Here are just a few that I found on the net. I find it very difficult to take surreptitious pictures of people that are committing FUG offenses. I am going to have to be schooled on that.

I hate this style of shirt. I mean, this girl is a model so she weighs, what? A buck ten at most? She looks fat in this. Well, as fat as she could look after just having vomited up breakfast. Note to designers: This style is not flattering to anyone. Wake the fuck UP!

Is that what we have been reduced to people? I see even one of y'all wearing this shit, and I am throwing a tarp over you and dragging you to the nearest store.

Awwww, Fergie. You know I love you, girl. You have a killer face, killer bod, and a hot ass boyfriend. (Bitch.) But my sistah, what is with this get up? Just no, honey. You don't have to say yes to EVERYONE who asks you to wear their clothes, mmmmkay?

Holy shit. What the fuck is up with this girl's boobs? I don't fault Tara Reid for getting implants because, fuck, who am I to judge, but for the love of all that is holy, why must you dress like this and make them look like globes stuck under your ugly ass dress?

Elizabeth at 11:09 PM



at 11:52 PM Blogger Tammy said...

"As fat as she could look after vomiting up breakfast." You kill me.

Why does Fergie look like Rapunzel?

at 12:00 AM Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I am reminded why women’s fashions bore me.

at 12:40 AM Blogger Kami said...

Tara Reid is gross.

at 10:02 AM Blogger Spikey1 said...

Doesnt do it for me at all!

at 11:18 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

All that shit is ugly.
All of it.

at 4:20 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

In my defense I have that zebra pattern on a spring coat but it's longer and very cute...I think...now you're making me second guess myself.

My GOD!! That's why people have been pointing dart guns at me and hiding behind the bushes! They're trying to hunt my big zebra ass!!!!

at 10:59 AM Blogger MsPerdie said...

I totally agree, ESPECIALLY about Tara and that dress...ILK!

at 12:52 PM Blogger speckledpup said...

my best friend KB has a Tara Reid pic on his wallpaper....loves the girl and her boobaliciousness.....
I had to steal your picture and send him and say....this aint normal son.....
aint normal.

Happy Easter Girl.
The Pup

at 7:05 PM Blogger aka_Mer said...

That first one... would look ok if you were pregnant. (aka; fat!) LOL.

at 12:02 AM Blogger Kami said...

Dude. Where are you?


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