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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Stuff Portait Friday - Just the 2 of us



Yes, darlings of the net, it is once again that time - the time where Kristine tells us what to photograph or she will drive to your home and bitch slap you. (Dude, she is a Raiders fan and they are INSANE. Just take the pictures and shut up.)


Something I have 2 of. My patriotic candles. OK, y'all know I am like all about the decor for the seasons. I just recently put my Americana crap out since Memorial Day is coming. I tried to tell the hubs that this is more seasonal rather than holiday related and can stay out until past July 4th. He was soooo not buying it.

Something I wish I had 2 more of. Two more hours in a day would be fantastic. And if one of those hours enabled Young and the Restless to be two hours long, then all the better.

And "two." Yep, thems bes the girls. Hi rack. Thank the Lord above you are shrinking. Maybe someday I can buy those cutsie bras that they advertise on TV and have (get this) padding to make you lift up. Um, if I did that, I'd have a chin shelf.

So did you play? Let me know and let Kristine know. Seriously, Raiders fan. Not good to piss off.

Elizabeth at 11:27 PM

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32 Comments

at 11:48 PM Blogger TBG said...

You always have the best decorated table~

I hear ya sister on the chin shelf! Oh to buy cute bras!

 
at 2:12 AM Blogger jayfish said...

hey! we wanted 2 more of the same thing! yay! (not really surprising, i suppose). great pics.

...i played too

 
at 8:20 AM Blogger Fleur De Lisa said...

LMAO- Chin rack- that's great!
Happy SPF and I played too.

 
at 8:47 AM Blogger hemlock said...

Chin shelf??? Hilarious. I guess we all want something we don't have, eh?

Great pics! I played too!

 
at 8:48 AM Blogger Jen said...

I think you are the only person I "know" who decorates for Memorial Day. LOL But, those are pretty candles!

Happy SPF! I played too.

 
at 9:10 AM Blogger Jennifer said...

OMG I love young and the restless more than life itself. I make sure the twins nap while it's on. I played!!

 
at 9:21 AM Blogger Jana said...

I love the candles. I secretly want to have seasonal decorations everywhere, but hubby would never go for it!

I played!

 
at 9:23 AM Blogger -xtessa- said...

LMAO on the "girls"!!!

i played!

 
at 9:41 AM Blogger Tammy said...

Chin shelf? You kill me!!

Nice rack!!

 
at 10:17 AM Blogger Kami said...

If Y&R were any longer, I'd be having panic attacks.

WHO IS BRAD?

WHO IS PHYLLIS' BABY DADDY?

 
at 10:22 AM Blogger Christie said...

happy spf!
I played

 
at 10:30 AM Blogger Torie said...

You decorate for Memorial Day? I don't think I know of anyone that does that, but I do think it would be more seasonal. I would vote for leaving it up until July.
I played

 
at 10:35 AM Blogger ~**Dawn**~ said...

i'm with you--that's most definitely seasonal. just add in a few watermelon/summery things & you're good to go through August! LOL @ chin shelf.

i played 2. =)

 
at 11:05 AM Blogger Cheeky said...

Amen to the chin shelf - I have the same issue - they don't make cutsie bras in my size....ugh

GREAT SPF - love the decor

I played too

 
at 11:09 AM Blogger Teena said...

Love the pix of the candles ... I'm an addict!!

I played :)

 
at 12:01 PM Blogger Charlotte in Pa said...

The first booby shot of this SPF! Good for you! I thought once Kristine mentioned them in her post, we'd be seeing them all over the place. I love those candles - God Bless America and all that stuff. :-)

 
at 12:46 PM Blogger Random and Odd said...

BOOBIES!!!!

*tackle hug*

 
at 2:09 PM Blogger speckledpup said...

nice rack kid
nice.

Da Pup

 
at 2:18 PM Blogger aka_Mer said...

I, for one, totally support leaving the patriotic theme out from now until the July 4th holiday. Sounds like a plan to me!

 
at 3:00 PM Blogger A taste that's bitter said...

OK, I didn't play, BUT at first glance, I thought those candles were sippee cups.

I'm retarded, I know.

 
at 4:26 PM Blogger Kristine said...

lmao...I couldn't have a chin shelf even if VS patented a bra JUST for that purose and I wore it every day. *sigh*

I played!

 
at 5:48 PM Blogger Nicole said...

Cool ass clock.:) You decorate for Memorial Day? What about Grandparents day? Perhaps Columbus day?

 
at 7:41 PM Blogger Michelle said...

Love the candles!!
Happy SPF, I didnt play but I did visit!

 
at 8:06 PM Blogger CameraDawktor said...

I played too, check out the boobie pic I put up!

 
at 8:09 PM Blogger MommyOutOfControl said...

I am so in love with that clock. I hear ya about decorating for the holidays....I luck out on the patriotic theme though. Our living room is an Americana theme anyway. So all I have to do is hang our God bless America plaque on the front door. Loving the candles.
Jamie

 
at 9:32 PM Blogger JD's Rose said...

Two more hours in the day... Clever and True.

 
at 9:58 PM Blogger Football Widow said...

I HAVE to buy the bras with padding to give me boobs and some fake lift. I'll trade ya.

 
at 10:08 PM Blogger Hooker Ass Bitch said...

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at 10:10 PM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Ok Martha with your cute little tablecloth and shit.
I love it.
BTW, nice rack..kinda reminds me of my rack.
Except I don't think mine is nice.

That was TMI huh?

 
at 10:18 PM Blogger suburban mom said...

I didn't play but my boobs are totally gonzo.

 
at 10:30 PM Blogger Amy said...

Nice titties! You're really coming to Dallas????? Yee-effin-haw!

 
at 1:12 AM Blogger Erin said...

Chin shelf! Ha! Not even Victoria's can give me one. sigh.

 

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