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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Tagged by Cherry

I am...a nice girl who sounds angry all the time

I said..."no" to my dog at least 20 times today.

I want... about 20 Reese cups right now.

I wish...that things were different with the step-children

I hate... if y'all don't know that answer by now, then PAY FUCKING ATTENTION.

I miss... my cute as a button FIL

I fear... having a baby.

I hear... Will and Grace on tv.

I wonder... when I will stop caring what people who don't matter think.

I regret... that sometimes I am a chicken shit and people have gotten hurt by that.

I am not... the whitest woman on the planet anymore.

I dance... and look really stupid. Ask me if I care.

I sing... like shit, but I don't care.

I cry... at the cry of a muthafuckin' hat. Man, it's annoying.

I'm not always...pissed off, but sometimes it sure seems like it.

I made... an effort to learn to cook when I swore that I never would.

I write...this blog in order to vent and sort feelings and ended up meeting a cool group of people.

I confuse... my husband when I show him my very specific way of folding towels.

I need...more money.

I should...take the Pooper for a walk but it is just not happening tonight.

I start...a whole new chapter of my life in the next month or so. (Details on that to come soon, I hope.)

I finish...books at an alarming rate.

I believe in...God.

I know...that George Bush is a fucking idiot. (This was Cherry's answer but damn if I don't feel the same way.)

I can...find the silliness and beauty in just about any animal. Sadly, the same can not be said about most humans I come into contact with.

I can't...stand rude-ass rap music. Some of it I like, but once they starts with the shittiness towards women I am done.

I see...my lovely pupper laying under the coffee table.

I blog...to express feelings that otherwise probably would not come out in any sort of articulate way.

I read...a ton of chick lit, blogs, and online news articles on a daily basis.

I am aroused by...men that have nice smiles and good hearts.

It pisses me off...that there are so many closed minded people in the world.

I find...humor in weird situations.

I like...margaritas and laying on the beach.

I love...my husband and family very much.

I am not going to tag anyone but please let me know if you snag this so I can come read your stuff.

Elizabeth at 8:01 PM

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at 9:34 PM Blogger Kate Giovinco Photography said...

Oh i love it I will sit on the beach with ya and sip margaritas any day!

 
at 9:43 PM Blogger Wendy aka Cheeky said...

This is great - since I was boycotting American Idol tonight I will not have a recap tomorrow - I am thinking this may be a good replacement....

 
at 11:01 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Um, yea. Beach with margarita. I'm there. Except, lets make mine a Pina Colada. Jose Quervo is NO friend of mine!!

Don't fear having a baby. You will be a fantastic mom.

 
at 11:30 PM Blogger Kami said...

Blowing a baby out the hoo haw is great fun.

 
at 1:56 AM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great list. And Kami is right about the hoo haw thing, but I don't recall any blowing, just a whole lot of pushing and cussing!

 
at 9:21 AM Blogger Nikki said...

Hey, I swiped this one too!

Margarita's sound good right about now...at 9:18 in the morning. It's very sad.

 
at 3:13 PM Blogger Shari said...

Oh, that made my heart hurt when you said you miss your cute as a button FIL.

(((hugs)))

 
at 2:35 PM Blogger Pammy Sue said...

I snagged it!

 
at 10:17 PM Blogger Me said...

I may be snagging it. ;)

 
at 11:00 PM Blogger Nessa said...

took it - so wish you were coming here in july...tell me you are :)

 

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