Monday, May 01, 2006

Waste of Space Monday

Too all you fucktards at Cing*ular Wireless:

Look assholes, I was willing to pay the arm and a damn leg to cancel my service with you because your phones and service suck giant huge uncircumcised donkey dicks. When you hit me with the giant ass bill, I knew that I could not pay it all in one fell swoop so I did the responsible thing and called you. That is called being an adult and not running from your problems. No biggie. So what do you do? Send our asses to collection. Nice.

So now I am dealing with a FUCKTARD in San Di-fucking-ego who sounds like he is in Pakistan and can't form a simple sentence. I sent you a check for $200 a MONTH ago and you still claim not to have received it. Um, the mail here is no longer fucked up, so don't even go there. Well, I refused to send another check until that one posted because, frankly, y'all don't know what the fuck you are doing over there. THEN, and this is the best part, you call my husband (since it was his name on the account) at work. Oh he took kindly to that. We never ran from this bill. We tried to communicate with you and be easy to work with but you made that impossible. So guess what? You had a month to "find the check" and you did not do so. Therefore, I stopped payment on that bitch. Try to cash it now, asshat. I am sending one lump sum payment electronically so that I never have to hear your stupid fucking voice again. Can I afford to send one payment in full? Fuck no, but I am done.

Oh, and by the way, asshole, accusing me of not sending the check that I just paid to stop payment on and then lying to my husband (a lie he called your ass on) was not the way to go. We are good people who got fucked over by a cell phone company. We realize that this is our responsibility and we never once ran from your phone calls or even entertained the idea of not paying.

This is what I wish for you, San Diego fucktard: I hope you have wireless service that gets fucked up so bad that when your wife tries to call you to say your father is in the hospital again, you just keep dropping calls, thereby necessitating your wife to run outside and try to do a text message to you in order to get your ass to the hospital. Yeah, that is why we dropped Cing*ular. Do you feel like an asshole for calling me a liar now and then lying to my husband?

No?

I never thought you would so I hope you drop fucking dead, asshole.

Elizabeth at 9:24 AM

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at 9:52 AM Tammy said...: Since when did they move San Diego to Pakistan? I'm sure that Pakistan is where they are doing all of their collection calls now.

Such asshats. That's who we use and I hate them.
at 10:45 AM Fabnormal said...: ooh, glad you said something. We were thinking of changing to them.
at 11:10 AM Kami said...: HEEEEHHEEEEE!!!

Giant uncirced donkey dicks!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!
at 12:37 PM Anonymous said...: All I have to say is Don't go with Sprint! They suck even bigger donkey dicks!
at 12:45 PM Wendy aka Cheeky said...: First I had Verizon - loved it - no problems - but someone in the family who will remain nameless at this time wanted to go the cheaper route and we got Cingular - HATE IT! I have never had so many dropped calls in my life!

And guess what time it is - time to renew and guess who wants to keep Cingular (well it ain't me I can tell you that)......UGH!
at 4:23 PM Unknown said...: Nothing like dealing with customer service to ruin the shit out of your day...month...year.
at 8:33 PM Adam said...: For the record...he is probably in India. And "Bobby" is not his real name. Next time he calls, ask him how the weather is in San Deigo. Ask him how the Padres are doing. Ask him if he thinks you should visit San Francisco this summer (after all he's only 50 miles away and should be able to give you some tips on all the good places to go.)

Oh and for the record, I'm a cingular customer, but I only deal with the automated lady who tells me how much to pay. She seems nice. I'm thinking of asking her out.
at 10:36 PM Sea_creature said...: But...but...they have the fewest dropped calls!

***pfft!!***

They ALL suck as far as I'm concerned. All ya gotta do is pick your fucking battle...

And of all customer service reps, phone/cell phone reps take the Darwin awards to a whole new level.
at 2:13 PM Unknown said...: You really seriously should write them a letter. Just don't address it to "Bobby" in San-india-Diego. And fucktard is an appropriate name for "Bobby" when referring to him in your blog...lol...it probably won't help your case in your letter.
at 4:09 PM Lucky Lum said...: Damn woman! I hope I never piss you off!
lol
at 9:56 PM Shari said...: I love it when you get on your rants like this!! I know you are frustrated, but you crack me the hell up.

And thanks to you "Fucktard" is a word I use quite often now in my vocabulary. :)
at 10:55 AM Pissy Britches said...: Ugh, are you sure we aren't sisters.
You HAB.
at 6:32 PM Nikki said...: Love it!!

Nextel is just as bad...such rat bastards.