Monday, May 08, 2006

Waste of Space Monday

My nomination goes to this fucktard, who I am disgusted to say, used to play for the Pirates. He gags the shit out of me. Mark my words - someone will take this dude out one day. I so see it coming.

This article is from MSN.com.

Remember the good ol' days when a sports villain was just the guy that kept beating your team? I mean, he wasn't actually a villain. He wasn't a horrible person who mistreated everyone around him.

Well, that's all changed now. Bucky Dent could no longer be considered a villain just for breaking the hearts of New Englanders. Nowadays sports villains are truly contemptible people, megalomaniacal narcissists and sociopaths.
Usually when I deliver a top ten list, I go from 10 to 1 to build the suspense, but I just can't wait that long to name Barry Bonds the No. 1 villain in sports.

1. Barry Bonds
The only guy with an approval rating lower than Dick Cheney's. Even Giants fans, who have long forgiven his boorish behavior because of his on-field excellence, are starting to reconsider Bonds. Once he loses them, there will be nobody left.

Though he will never reach Ty Cobb's hit total, he may break the Georgia Peach's record for most-poorly-attended funeral.

Just when you didn't think he could get any worse, reports surface of death threats to a mistress recorded on an answering machine. Boy, this sure tells you a lot about the guy.

A) He's not real big on loyalty — even to his younger, newer wife.

B) He's a bully.

C) He's an idiot. Here's the thing about recordings, they can be saved and handed to district attorneys.

Instead of intentionally walking Barry, why don't pitchers just start plunking him with the first pitch of the at-bat? It would speed up the game and delight about 99 percent of the fans. His head is so huge and he wears so much body armor it's not like he could get hurt.

Let Tammy know if you played. :)

Elizabeth at 9:21 AM

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at 9:49 AM Kami said...: Yeah, I watched an interview with him on ESPN last night. Barf.
at 11:10 AM Unknown said...: I had no idea he was such a slimebag...
at 1:33 PM Fabnormal said...: It's all the steroids.
at 12:42 PM Shari said...: LOL, your "fucktard tirades" always crack me the hell up. :) I wuold love to see him get pounded in the head with a baseball a couple of times.
at 6:39 PM Unknown said...: Amen sister.