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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Ten things

I have seen this idea on a number of posts, but Kami did it this morning and I realized that I have a ton of unspoken things that I probably need to get off my chest. You know, since I am normally so censored and shy about such things.

Shut up.

The object is to write down 10 things you want to say to someone without revealing to whom you are speaking and only use 1 thing per person. Ya with me? Mmmkay then.

1. I have never in my life met a more manipulative, selfish, horrible person in my life such as you. I comfort myself with the knowledge that karma is a bitch and when she comes for you, it ain't gonna be pretty.

2. There really is not much that can occur that will change my attitude towards you. We are beyond apologies.

3. Guess what? The world does NOT revolve around you. Just because you think your way is not only the best way but the ONLY way does not mean that my way is stupid. Everyone deserves to be treated with at least a modicum of respect.

4. Clearly our friendship meant very little to you as you have made zero effort to keep in touch with me. Frankly, I don't consider this a big loss.

5. You are one of the most socially backward people I have ever had the displeasure to meet. I hope your new wife either comes to her senses quickly and runs for the hills or manages to live her life in blissful ignorance of what a total dipshit you are.

6. If you don't stop using the "getting older" excuse soon for your senseless behavior, I might have to kill you.

7. (This one is for a collective group - sorry, can't divide this one up.) You are all a bunch of twisted, white trash pieces of shit who have such a God complex because of your job. Get the fuck over yourselves and do me a favor - don't bother with the fake niceness on the rare occasions when we see one another. It's such a farse and frankly, I don't have the energy to do the fake smiles, mmmmkay?

8. Seriously, honey, you are not nearly as hip as you seem to think you are. You come off as a major bitch and I don't think any of us are nearly as impressed with you as you seem to be with yourself. Oh, and guess what, you are white. I know, shocking, right?

9. Leaving your job and waiting several years for your ex-con boyfriend to get out of jail are two things I will never understand. I wish you the best but frankly I am waiting for the downfall of this little happy home.

10. Dude, SERIOUSLY. If you don't stop with the fucked up mess around your house, I might have to stab you with one of your motorcycle tools.

I feel way better. Thanks for listening. :)

Elizabeth at 11:27 AM

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at 1:34 PM Blogger Shell said...

And deep breath out.

I'd do the ten things but about 8 of the things would be to people who read my blog. Would not turn out pretty.

 
at 1:57 PM Blogger Nap Queen said...

#10. I would write the same thing to my neighbor. Asses.

Thanks for commenting today. I'm having a shitty time at work, I have to go do a training and all I want to do is cry.

 
at 2:45 PM Blogger Jennifer said...

I could write a thousand things like this!

 
at 3:28 PM Blogger Tx Mom said...

Feel better? I need to do this list, but I am afraid one person would keep repeating, which is against the rules.

 
at 5:30 PM Blogger Cherry said...

SFG, I love, love, LOVE when you go off like that!!! :)

 
at 6:53 PM Blogger Kami said...

I'M WHITE????

 
at 11:10 PM Blogger Gracie said...

Wow. I feel better just reading it.
I could fill a book. *sigh* One day I'll write it, too. Heh.

 
at 8:06 AM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

And that, m friends, is what they call "closure"!

 
at 10:23 AM Blogger Tammy said...

I hate people.

 
at 3:38 PM Blogger HollowSquirrel said...

ooh I love this. I can rest assured, since I don't know you, that none of these are about me. BUT, do you kind of want to send an email to a certain 10 people and ask them to play matchgame?

 
at 2:35 PM Blogger Carrie said...

Now I'm worried if I'm one of th 8 that shell can't put on her blog... hmmm...

It feels good to vent, no? :)

 

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