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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Stolen from the Football Widow

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No, but they questioned me once as to why I had to many clothes in my car and I had just left the laundromat.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? No, I gotta see everything. Wait, I do look away when we are climbing that first hill because I can't deal with heights.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Years ago when I lived in Da Burgh.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? I never sleep alone. Even if the hubs is working, I have the Pooper taking his 1/3 of the bed and Reba shares my pillow.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? Not sure - possibly.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? No

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Um, is the Pope Catholic? Fuck yeah I do. Murdering bastard.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jen

9. Do you stay friends with your exes? No, but when the hubs and I broke up for 3 years, we actually lived in the same house 2.5 of those years. Yeah, we are weird.

10. Do you know how to play poker? Kind of.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? God no. I need my sleep.

12. What's your favorite commercial? I have not seen it recently but I did like that one for Nextell where the 3 guys are like dancing in the office and they are questioned as to where various shipments are and they all find out real quick and then go back to dancing. That slays me.

13. What are you allergic to? Nothing but I do have an aversion to dipshits.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? Not normally, but if I have to drive through the hood, then fuck yes. If the cops pull me over, so be it.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Not that I can think of.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Who cares?

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yes

18. How often do you remember your dreams? Fairly often.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? I'm so sad that I can't remember!

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Penny Lane, Sgt. Peppers (is that a song or an album or both???), shit, I guess not.

21. What's the one thing on your mind now? Is it absolutely imperative that I go shower today? I mean, I have no plans sooooo......

22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is? No, but I wish I did.

23. Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes.

24. What cell service do you use? Verizon.

25. Do you like sushi? Never tried it and I don't see me doing so in the near future.

26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Yes. Some dipshit on his cell phone.

27. What do you wear to bed? Pj's

28. Been caught stealing? Oh, that is a whole separate post.

29. What shoe size do you have? 8.5

30. Do you truly hate anyone? If you have read this even once, then you know the answer to that.

31. Classic Rock or Rap? Depends on my mood.

32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Matthew McC or Andy Garcia.

33. Favorite Song? Ever? Hmmm. I'm not sure. I like so many.

34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? Yes

35. What food do you find disgusting? Coconut and any sort of organ meat - liver, etc.

36. Do you sing in the shower? Nope.

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"? Not that I recall.

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? No, if I say something, it is something I would mess with my friend about to their face.

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yeah, I have and it always causes me grief.

40. Have you ever been punched in the face? No!

Elizabeth at 9:39 AM



at 1:04 PM Blogger patti_cake said...

Good me~me and i'm very glad you've never been punched in the face. Me either!

at 4:41 PM Blogger Tammy said...

No, but I have an aversion to dip-shits. You absolutely kill me.

at 10:22 AM Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

I thought I read that you were punched in the face by your ex bf. Did I misread something?


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