Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Tagged by Territorial

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
1. Flying cockroaches. What the fuck IS that anyway?
2. Heights
3. My anger - sometimes it is all encompassing

THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
1. My friend, Karen.
2. Ron White - comedian - he slays me
3. The hubs when he is being stupid.

THREE THINGS I LOVE:
1. My family
2. When the house is clean
3. My Pooper

THREE THINGS I HATE:
1. When something that is really quite simple becomes some ridiculously hard thing to accomplish.
2. Other drivers. Fucking MOVE, ok?
3. This whole thing people do to try to "out-busy" one another. You know what I mean - those people who act like they never ever have a spare moment to do ANYTHING because they are just that busy. Give me a fucking break, ok? You aren't the Speaker of the House - you are a regular person. (Clearly I have family and friends IRL that do this to me and I loathe it.)

THREE THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND:
1. Why there are so many women around here that have reverse anorexia. You know, they are way fat and dress like they are thin. Mmmhmmm, I love that.
2. The whole child support thing. I just simply don't get it.
3. How we make decent money on paper and yet we struggle every single solid month. Oh wait, see, #2.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
1. Tons of bills.
2. Address book.
3. Calendar.

THREE THINGS I’M DOING RIGHT NOW:
1. Finishing this.
2. Waiting for Y&R to come on.
3. Avoiding taking a shower.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. See Greece.
2. Have a baby.
3. See the bitch go DOWN.

THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
1. Bake just about anything really well.
2. Smile when I really want to kill someone.
3. Appreciate the small things in life.

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
1. Really sarcastic.
2. Somewhat bitchy.
3. Anal-retentive.

THREE THINGS I CAN’T DO:
1. Go to sleep if I know there is a bug in the house until I see its dead carcas.
2. Let some things just go.
3. Stop being so angry - I hope that stops at some point.

THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
1. Your instinct. More often than not, you are probably right on the money.
2. Differing opinions - just to try to keep an open mind.
3. Me. I am always fucking right.

THREE THINGS I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
1. People who sound like they are complimenting you but are really giving you the verbal smack down. I hate that shit.
2. Rap music that makes women into objects that need to have champagne spurted on them. Yeah, that analogy is not clear at ALL.
3. Paris Hilton's opinion on anything.

THREE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Pizza. I'm a simple girl.
2. Steak done just right - on the grill, cooked somewhere between med rare and medium. Yum. And for God's sake - no steak sauce. If the steak is seasoned correctly and cooked right, you don't need that shit. However, if you are eating a hockey puck with no flavor, then by all means.....
3. Chocolate cake with chocolate icing.

THREE THINGS I’D LIKE TO LEARN:
1. How to stop taking shit so personally.
2. How to scrapbook
3. How to take a compliment gracefully.

THREE BEVERAGES I DRINK REGULARLY:
1. Coke Zero
2. Water
3. Sadly, that's about it. Oh, diet Coke if we eat out.

THREE SHOWS I WATCHED WHEN I WAS A KID:
1: Dukes of Hazzard
2: Dallas
3: Falcon Crest. Is it any wonder how I turned out to love soaps as an adult?

I am not going to tag anyone. Just let me know if you snag this so I can read your stuff.

Elizabeth at 11:54 AM

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11 Comments

at 1:44 PM Kami said...: Interesing - I'm always right, too!

And so true about the steak sauce!
at 4:04 PM Hum & Aepha said...: i snagged the quiz. thanks!
at 6:20 PM Kat said...: OMG. Flying cockroaches scare the crap out of me... now I've got the shivers and heebie-jeebies!

Funny, I didn't have you pegged for being sarcastic at all... huh. who knew??? :)
at 11:44 PM Tammy said...: Things I Hate
1. People.
2. People.
3. People.

Whew. That was hard.
at 12:51 AM SuburbanMom said...: You love your pooper?

;)
at 9:40 AM Wendy aka Cheeky said...: OMG flying roaches are the worst - ewwww ewww ewww
at 10:01 AM Christine said...: oops..while reading and mentally answering the questions I thought..three things I don't understand? Number One, scrap booking. LOL
Since you desire to do it, Please explain the attraction to me lol
at 10:03 AM Speckledpup said...: nice.
I love the smile when you hate the bitch....
gawd..so true of me too.

I'll snag this soon.
great meme.
at 2:37 PM Rhonda said...: Great lists. I posted my responses too.
at 4:06 PM Sea_creature said...: I'll probably be taking this soon. These are always fun.

I get totally irked by people with no time, too. I have this one friend who is constantly telling me how busy she is and that she never has time to relax. Ugh. All she has to do is MAKE fucking time. It's not impossible.
at 9:49 PM Sandy said...: Your list is too funny. I absolutely hate roaches more than anything in this world and I believe that is what is waiting for me in hell so I really hope and pray I go to heaven. I cannot go to sleep if I know there's a live bug anywhere. I scream so hard that my thoat hurts and my husband has thought someone has broken into the house to kill us...now he will ignore my screams because I've done it too many times...but I cannot help it.