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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The one where I cry.

I seriously fucking hate PMS. I hate it. I am not sure if that is what my problem is or if I have truly OD'd on Gilmore Girls to such an extent that I am just one big raw nerve that is being plucked constantly.

Hehe, I said plucked.

NOT THE POINT, CHILDREN. PAY ATTENTION.

So I am like enjoying my night and Suki, the chef in the show, gets knocked up. I am like sad now. Because I wanna be knocked up. And even though the hubs and I have a plan that hopefully knocks me up in 2008 (it's a financial decision, y'all), I just want it now and it makes me sad. I hate it. So please excuse me if I tend to be hypersensitive about this shit. I left a comment on someone's blog about wanting to be knocked up and I hope she did not take it the wrong way. Basically she was complaining about being sick, I think, (my memory SUCKS ASS) and I said something like I'd still trade places with her in a minute. I don't want her to think I am like belittling her sickness because I'm sure that has to suck big donkey dicks, no? I don't even remember whose blog that is, but if it was yours, sorry. I'm just touchy.

Then, I go to Carrie's blog and that HAB puts a story about dog abandonment. Now the pooper has a home now and it's all good, but that shit makes me cry all the damn time, PMS or not. I can not handle that shit. I would volunteer at the SPCA for sure but I know me and I'd cry like every day and get really loudly mad at people that I did not think treated their pets correctly and I'd end up getting my ass kicked up one side and down the other of the kennel by some ghetto bitch who thinks that putting a spike collar on her pitbull is a cool thing, yo. Plus, I'd bring them all home and seriously, if one more animal comes into this house, Reba already told me she is packing her cat stuff and standing out on the corner with her cat thumb out hitchhiking her way the fuck outta here. Apparently, I was under the impression this was my house and not hers and she is not pleased. Just so ya know.

Anyways, I am like super touchy today and I hate that. I am glad that I am not a stoic person who is like a iceberg but DAMN it would be nice to not have to boo fucking hoo at every single dog/cat/gerbil/gorilla story I ever hear.

I also really miss my FIL lately.

That is all.

Elizabeth at 11:48 PM

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at 12:16 AM Blogger suburban mom said...

Oh my gosh, you are so cute. I have pms from hell too. I swear, it gets worse every year.

 
at 12:42 AM Blogger Cara said...

Don't worry, I didn't take your comments in a bad way ;) I know that when the time is right for y'all, you'll be blessed with the same sicknesses - and even though it sucks while you're going through it, the end result is worth every bit of misery!

 
at 7:56 AM Blogger Shell said...

I couldn't read past plucked.

PMS sucks.

 
at 8:13 AM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

Oh geez I could have written this post during PMS. It just bites doesn't it?

Hang in there!!!

 
at 8:52 AM Blogger Pam said...

I hear ya. I've had PMS from hell lately too. Friday I just went out to the car and screamed as loud as I could. I thought I would explode if I didn't.

 
at 9:39 AM Blogger Tammy said...

One word: Sarafem. It works wonders for the PMDD.

Turn off the Gilmore Girls when Mother Nature is in the room. She is a bitch.

 
at 9:54 AM Blogger Kat said...

PMS Sucks! It's fun to have emotions though, because if you're like me, you end up laughing at the crying because it can seem so ridiculous when you're not in the middle of it. I cry at Disney movies. I laugh about it, but that doesn't keep me from crying at the next one.

 
at 9:59 AM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Geez, if only I had known what bad shape you were in I would have posted a boob or poop story just for your amusement.

Chocolate. And beer. Lots of chocolate and beer.

 
at 10:15 AM Blogger patti_cake said...

Honey I feel for ya. It took me 9 years to get pregnant, and I had a miscarriage then I got pregnant the next year and now have my daughter. It got so bad that I wouldn't attend any baby showers and it was like an arrow in the heart when someone told me they were pregnant. It's.so.hard. I hope it happens for you and soon. I have read your situation and understand the financial aspect of it. I am also with you on the animal thing. I get SO upset about stories of animal mistreatment. I could just KILL someone over it.
I love my FIL last December and I miss him too. It's so sweet how much you loved your FIL and always talk about how cute he was. Sorry this has turned into a book. I'm really relating to your post today!

 
at 10:16 AM Blogger patti_cake said...

oops should read I LOST my FIL last December, but I loved him too.

 
at 10:31 AM Blogger TBG said...

Oh PMS is a real bitch, I get all weepy and sensitive at that time of month!

Oh and wanting a baby, yep wanted one the entire time I was married still do but want to also find the right man and be financially set so I can give them the life they deserve! IT SUCKS ASS though! Being responsible and all!

 
at 10:40 AM Blogger Fuzzball said...

*BIG SMOOCHES AND HUGS*

 
at 12:25 PM Blogger Katie T said...

I hear ya girl. I spent the majority of last week crying and all of last night eating chocolate ice cream. It's awful. I feel like a crazy person - one min I'm cussing up a blue streak and the next I'm in tears. Bad news. One of my BFF's calls me the Incredible Hulk when I'm on my green pills...bastard. LOL.
I hear ya on the baby thing. I want one too. Really bad. But me and my 'ol man just aren't "there" yet. But that doesn't stop my biological clock from ticking so loud that I can't think about anything else. It's more of a primal thing - it's like my womb is calling out to fulfill it's purpose in life and I'm denying it therefore it's punishing me with crippling PMS. Damn this vicious cycle.

 
at 2:15 PM Blogger Dixie said...

PMS sux! I get really hostile for the first 2 days, then on the third or forth day I'll have a good ole' cry, after that it's all down hill to the end!

 
at 3:38 PM Blogger Kami said...

PMS is a BITCH.

Yeah, Pete is still pissed about Steve shacking up here. Oh well...

 
at 3:42 PM Blogger Carrie said...

Well shit girl. You should warn me when you having mood swings and I will hold off on publishing the animal posts. However, there's always a 50/50 chance that you'll find one on my site. :) Today's is funny. I get bit. That should cheer you right up. ;)

 
at 5:36 PM Blogger Nap Queen said...

I'm so sorry about the PMS, but I am laughing my ass off thinking about your cat "standing out on the corner with her cat thumb out hitchhiking her way the fuck outta here". I have visions of a little kitty hobo standing on her hind legs with a red/white kerchief tied to a pole. Sorry. I'm weird. Maybe that made you laugh a little? No?

 
at 10:51 PM Blogger Mainline Mom said...

Oh, here I thought it was my blog you posted about the sickness and Cara says it's hers. Well whatever, we know what you mean. Right now I would go back to being sick if it meant a baby was on the way. *sigh* I am actually HOPING that my current chocolate craving is PMS. I have to wait two cycles to try again and I haven't had one visit from Aunt Flo yet.

 
at 9:32 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Hope you are feeling better!
PMS does SUCK...so bad.
so so so bad

 
at 1:03 AM Blogger Football Widow said...

I hate days like that. The happy pills helped with that kind of thing. I'm way more of a cold, heartless bitch now. Bwahahahaha!

 

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