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Friday, August 25, 2006


Kristine wants to see the following:

-What annoys the Jeebus outta you.
-Your space
-What keeps Xanax in business in your life

Oh this irks the livin shit outta me. I hate my counter all cluttered up. I like it to have the pictures and the candles on it. THAT'S IT. It is the mail dumping spot, hubs dumping spot for all his shit, etc. I clear it at least a half dozen times a day.

This is where you can find me just about every night watching either tv, DVDs, surfing the net on the laptop that is not shown in the picture, and generally being a sloth. It's big fun.

This muthafuchah here. I love him to pieces but honest to God, he can be trying sometimes. He is so lucky he has this absolutely precious face because I'd have sold his ass into bad dog slavery years ago.

Now tell a bitch if you played. By bitch, I mean me, not Kristine. She be nice lady. You can tell her too though. In fact, she demands it. Raiders fans are like that.

Elizabeth at 10:12 AM



at 10:25 AM Blogger Tammy said...


I feel the same way about my kids. If they weren't so fucking precious, I would have totally sold them into kid slavery.

at 10:43 AM Blogger Kami said...

Now really. What does Pooper do? He looks totally innocent to me.

I hate clutter, too.

at 10:49 AM Blogger Pam said...

I hear you about the counter. I have one that is the catch all for everything. Drives me insane!

at 10:59 AM Blogger hemlock said...

Cluttered counters drive me insane too! Your little pup is too cute!

I played!

at 11:54 AM Blogger Shell said...

I've got cluttered counters too. Unfortunately it's just me that's cluttering them. That's pretty pitiful.

Poor Pooper...

at 12:44 PM Blogger Amy said...

Your counter looks spotless to me. I have lower standards. I played :-)

at 1:42 PM Blogger Jen said...

I'm sure you are totally exaggerating about that cute little adorable puppy! ;)

I played too!

at 1:52 PM Blogger Connie said...

Look at the dog, he is all wet just waiting to shake.
I played.

at 3:55 PM Blogger Big Sky Girl said...

I played!!!

at 4:44 PM Blogger Fuzzball said...

I am seriously in love with that dog. What a face!!!!!

By the way, I am exactly the same way about my counters. Makes me nuts when they're cluttered.

at 4:44 PM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

I'm going through issues with my pet too... she's gonna drive me to Xanax.

Your space looks soooooo comfy!

I played.

at 5:13 PM Blogger Carrie said...

Ya know, I think I have that exact same lamp. It used to be on my bedside table, but I put it up before Rita didn't actually hit us and it occurs to me now, that I still haven't gotten around to putting it back out. Huh, how's that for lazy? :P

Quit telling lies about Pooper! No way a doggie that cute is a trouble maker! :)

at 5:39 PM Blogger Charmed1 said...

Do you have a line on a bad dog slavery place? I have one I could trade out to them, she tells the theives where the good schtuff is... Bad dog!

I played!

at 6:18 PM Blogger Suzanne R said...

I relate to that animal thing so much -- amazing the kind of crap they can pull while looking so cute. :-P

I played.

at 10:36 PM Blogger Lori said...

I'm afraid my kitchen counter would put you into a coma.

at 9:52 PM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

I have always said I would rather have a kid than a dog anyday.
Kids are easier to take care of.
(i had a dog once)

at 10:01 PM Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Are you willing to come by my house and assist me in uncluttering my countertops?

at 12:23 AM Blogger suburban mom said...

Oooh yeah, that couch looks cozy :)

at 4:59 PM Blogger patti_cake said...

I have a "clutter counter" too and i'm not looking at it *sing songy voice*

at 9:13 PM Blogger TBG said...

Shit on the counter annoys the living shit out of me it is like a fucking magnet for crap!


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