Friday, August 25, 2006

SPF

Kristine wants to see the following:

-What annoys the Jeebus outta you.
-Your space
-What keeps Xanax in business in your life

Oh this irks the livin shit outta me. I hate my counter all cluttered up. I like it to have the pictures and the candles on it. THAT'S IT. It is the mail dumping spot, hubs dumping spot for all his shit, etc. I clear it at least a half dozen times a day.

This is where you can find me just about every night watching either tv, DVDs, surfing the net on the laptop that is not shown in the picture, and generally being a sloth. It's big fun.

This muthafuchah here. I love him to pieces but honest to God, he can be trying sometimes. He is so lucky he has this absolutely precious face because I'd have sold his ass into bad dog slavery years ago.

Now tell a bitch if you played. By bitch, I mean me, not Kristine. She be nice lady. You can tell her too though. In fact, she demands it. Raiders fans are like that.

Elizabeth at 10:12 AM

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16 Comments

at 10:25 AM Tammy said...: FIRST BITCHES!!

I feel the same way about my kids. If they weren't so fucking precious, I would have totally sold them into kid slavery.
at 10:43 AM Kami said...: Now really. What does Pooper do? He looks totally innocent to me.

I hate clutter, too.
at 10:49 AM Pam said...: I hear you about the counter. I have one that is the catch all for everything. Drives me insane!
at 10:59 AM hemlock said...: Cluttered counters drive me insane too! Your little pup is too cute!

I played!
at 12:44 PM Amy said...: Your counter looks spotless to me. I have lower standards. I played :-)
at 1:52 PM Connie T. said...: Look at the dog, he is all wet just waiting to shake.
I played.
at 3:55 PM Big Sky Girl AKA raeleighjo said...: I played!!!
at 4:44 PM Sheri & SuZan said...: I'm going through issues with my pet too... she's gonna drive me to Xanax.

Your space looks soooooo comfy!

I played.
at 5:13 PM Kat said...: Ya know, I think I have that exact same lamp. It used to be on my bedside table, but I put it up before Rita didn't actually hit us and it occurs to me now, that I still haven't gotten around to putting it back out. Huh, how's that for lazy? :P

Quit telling lies about Pooper! No way a doggie that cute is a trouble maker! :)
at 6:18 PM Suzanne R said...: I relate to that animal thing so much -- amazing the kind of crap they can pull while looking so cute. :-P

I played.
at 10:36 PM Lori said...: I'm afraid my kitchen counter would put you into a coma.
at 9:52 PM Pissy Britches said...: I have always said I would rather have a kid than a dog anyday.
Kids are easier to take care of.
:)
(i had a dog once)
at 10:01 PM Unknown said...: Are you willing to come by my house and assist me in uncluttering my countertops?
at 12:23 AM SuburbanMom said...: Oooh yeah, that couch looks cozy :)
at 4:59 PM Monogram Queen said...: I have a "clutter counter" too and i'm not looking at it *sing songy voice*
at 9:13 PM Kate Giovinco Photography said...: Shit on the counter annoys the living shit out of me it is like a fucking magnet for crap!