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Monday, September 04, 2006

Book #43 - Diary of a Fat Bride by Laurie Notaro

Yes, I am still reading Lipstick Jungle by Candace Bushnell, but when I saw this Laurie Notaro book at Barnes I had to grab it. This girl makes me laugh like no other. I was sitting here one night reading it while the hubs tried to watch tv and cackled like a hen enough times to warrant a look from him since he could not hear the tv over my old lady like guffaws. This chick has like 4 books out and I have read 3 of them. She never fails to crack my shit right up in her descriptions of her life.

Now I am back to Lipstick Jungle which is pretty good so far but I am only on page fifty something. Slow going right now. This last week has been a killer.

Thursday I was supposed to have a meeting with Father Asian but he ended up cancelling on me and I gotta say I was not bummed. I hung out with the dog and watched Gilmore Girls. Friday night I, of course, went to the game. Saturday I had work again but the meeting from Thursday that got cancelled was scheduled for that morning before work. It was a good meeting. I think he just wants to get to know some of our backgrounds a little better since class does not really leave much time for one on one conversations. Then I worked. That night, the hubs and I went to Ruth's Chris with my friend Cher who is in town from Houston. Had a great time as always and the food was fabu. Got home super late and crashed. Up at the buttcrack to get the house in order and to make dessert because we had fam coming in for the day from Vicksburg. We fried a turkey and ate until all of our pants combusted at one time. They left pretty early so we all just sacked out in the late afternoon/early evening. The hubs was on duty so he had to get back to the station. I was in bed quite early (10ish) and asleep before I even saw any tv. Today we are truly being slugs. The hubs works this morning and then we will be enjoying 2 things today. Well, 3 really. The first is the pool. I plan to be on my floatie for the bulk of the afternoon. The second thing is one last food fest before we get our shit together and get back to eating better and exercising our expanding asses. We made a deal to just enjoy ourselves thru this weekend but that's it. So somehow before the end of the day, I shall consume fried chicken, pizza, and chocolate. Oh yeah, trust me, it'll happen. The third thing we shall enjoy is some long overdue booty. I mean, we are so pathetic. We will be like "OK, we totally have a date for tonight." Then one or the other of us will either sack out, not feel great (we both have fought colds for about a week) or whatever. It's sick people. So tonight it's on bitches. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

Elizabeth at 10:51 AM

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at 1:42 PM Blogger Mo said...

A girl after my own heart!

You are going to have the kind of day my little heart desires.

Have fun and get it girl.

Oh, and I too had a slow time with Lipstick Jungle. Not her best work.

 
at 2:18 PM Blogger MMC said...

Yee-haw!
You crack me up.
Have a great day!

 
at 3:24 PM Blogger Dixie said...

Fried chicken, pizza, chocolate and sex! Sounds like my kinda day!! Enjoy!

 
at 4:47 PM Blogger Tammy said...

You gotta love "sex night."

 
at 4:47 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Dammit. Did you go beta?

 
at 9:52 PM Blogger Stephanie said...

Happy Sexin'...
Eat lotsa chicken.

 
at 11:51 PM Blogger Kami said...

Ooooh. Have fun!!

 
at 12:51 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Gettin' it on is the same way here..."ya wanna do it?"...that's like foreplay...

 
at 5:23 PM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

You crack my shit up!

Have fun!

 

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