Saturday, September 23, 2006

I am not dead

I'm here. Really I am. I have just had a couple really PMSy days and other irritations that I just don't feel like sharing. They aren't like funny things like itchy ass crack or slamming one's boob in a file cabinet (I have done that by the way), so I have just kept them to myself. I have been here and there commenting, but just don't have much to say.

I am, however, getting my hubs sloppy seconds. No, that is not a metaphor for the ex-bitch. He went out and bought himself a new badass laptop so I get his. Of course that brings the grand total of computers in this one household to 5. For 3 people. Granted one is exclusively for work, but still. We are sick. He sold off my old laptop to some dude he works with or a friend or something. Whatever. It was cash in hand so I said go ahead and get the damn computer. Nevermind the fact that my ass will be planted on the ugly ass sectional tonight that I despise and want to replace. Nope, you go get that computer, darlin.

Anyways, I have just taken a little break from the verbal diarrhea that I generally thrust upon you all on a daily basis. I'm sure by tomorrow I will have tons of profound thoughts with which to dazzle you.

Shut up.

Elizabeth at 4:39 PM

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at 6:34 PM Cat said...: Yeah, the verbal diarrhea you throw is missed.

Take care!
at 1:53 PM Monogram Queen said...: I just got caught up with three posts from you and I WAS dazzled :)