Monday, October 30, 2006

Sore loser over in these here parts

Shut UP. OK OK, I did agree to do this damn list for my girl, Kristine, about why the Raiders rock the Casbah. I am even doing a little 'net research because my knowledge of what makes the Black and Silver great is limited at best.

So here is my list.

1. The Raiders are cool because I dig them thar uniforms. In a league that allows some ugly ass shit like they have in Cincy or Miami (I'm sorry but grown reportedly straight men do NOT wear teal), at least black and silver looks bad ass.

2. They snagged Aaron Brooks from the Saints. Who promptly got hurt. Hehehehehehe. Sorry, but I think Aaron Brooks is one of the saddest pieces of QB meat in the league. Be glad he's hurt, Kris.

3. They have players named Adimchinobe, Nnamdi and Fabian.

4. Their fans have reached new levels of frightening. I think that perhaps that is the only team whose fans I would not taunt. I don't want my car turned over.

5. Warren Sapp, although annoying, is a great DT. Even I can admit that.

6. They managed, although if one were to even glance at the stats it looked as though the Steelers should have won easily, to take advantage of 2 interceptions in the first 3 possessions by my boys. I won't even go into how I am gonna kick Ben in his titanium steel jaw if I ever see him.

7. Their next two games are against the Seahawks and Denver. If y'all can embarass them as well, I might hate begin the process of hating you less.

8. There is no one on your team names Terrell Owens - that's big props right there.

9. At least the Raiderettes are cute. Have you taken a gander at the Saintsations? Hi, Alpo country.

10. And the final, and perhaps most important reason, why I am giving props to the Raiders........

THEY ARE NOT THE COWBOYS.

Congrats, Kristine. It sucks that we won, but I am glad you got a cool Sunday out of it. :)

Labels: Football

Elizabeth at 9:06 AM

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at 9:42 AM Monogram Queen said...: You did GOOD girl, real good :)
at 9:57 AM Tammy said...: Um, I heart the Cowboys. Do you still love me?
at 10:47 AM Kami said...: I'm sorry. SAINTSATIONS?

Gayness. And I don't mean in a homosexual way.
at 11:14 AM Unknown said...: I love hockey!!! Woooohoooo!

(no, only kidding, I know this is about baseball)
at 11:29 AM Random and Odd said...: Is Gayness a new word I didn't know about?

You done good girl. You can come over and wear my kicker's jersey anytime!!
at 5:38 PM Kat said...: I'm just going to pretend that I didn't read that comment about the Cowboys. Now see, I don't actually watch football, but my dad is a HUGE Cowboy fan (it was something he and his daddy did together) and I cannot begin to tell you how much I have spent buying Cowboy stuff for him over the years.
at 6:36 PM dashababy said...: Oh that was fun! The first Raider game I ever went to I was scared shitless and I'm one of them!! As soon as I popped up top to where our seats are,,,, Skeletor and Gorilla face asked me to take there picture, shoving their camera in my hand, of course I obliged and took their pic but I never will forget how scared I was to be with all those crazy people. Then I found out, they're not that scary, as long as you're wearing their colors, you're ok. You're right, you do not want to taunt them, especially at the Colliseum.