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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Hey Ben, throw a bitch a bone, ok?

Hehehehe, I said bone.

Dear Big Ben:

Y'all are playing the Saints today. THE SAINTS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Other than this year and then some random year back in the 80s I think, they have sucked hard core. There is no reason why y'all can't win this. I know at this point I have a better shot of winning back my virginity than you do of even finishing up at .500 this season, but seriously dude. I am fixin to fly up there and kick the shit out of your titanium jaw.


I tried to bet my friend's hubs on the game but he said no. I wanted him to wash my car if my boys win, but he quickly backed off. I smell fear. Could not possibly be all the dog snot on the inside of my windows from Gage getting so excited when I take him in the car that he does this really lovely projectile sneezing thing, right?

No, I think it's fear.



Elizabeth at 3:18 PM



at 5:31 PM Blogger Nap Queen said...

LOL, I don't watch football, but you said bone. Heh, heh.

at 6:52 PM Blogger Tammy said...

You should totally write a book.

at 7:30 AM Blogger Territorial said...

Ya got your bone!

And on Friday I thanked MR. UPS for delivering the Big Ben Jersey I ordered for my hubster. If he doesn't like it I am so wearing it!


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