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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The bitch is back

Hi all, made it home safe and sound and am immediately back to work today. Trip was so nice. Dad looks cute with his sparsely haired head. Due to the loss and all, he decided to have my step-mom's friend take the clippers to it to sorta even it out since it was ragged. So now I call him Colonel. Only a matter of time before he makes us salute. Spirits are good, thankfully. When I gave him a hug bye on my way back to the airport, I leaned down and yelled right at his sternum "Go away, you cancer bitch!!!!" He found that amusing as hell. I'll update more later and I do believe I have a lovely FUG picture for Thursday. Think knee highs and skirt. Mmmhmmm. Hey, you dress like that, your ass is going on the net.

PS - the Pooper and Big Fluffy Butt missed their mama.

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Elizabeth at 11:54 AM

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at 12:57 PM Blogger Cheeky said...

First Bitches!!

 
at 12:58 PM Blogger Cheeky said...

I am so glad that you had a nice visit with your Dad and this he is keeping his spirits up! Can't wait to see the FUG

 
at 1:29 PM Blogger Dixie said...

Glad to hear the visit went well and that your Dad is doing well!

 
at 3:43 PM Blogger Shell said...

Ahhhh...she's back...everything is semi-normal again.

Does this mean I have to update now?

 
at 4:21 PM Blogger Kami said...

Glad you had a good trip. :)

Missed ya!

 
at 4:52 PM Blogger TBG said...

So glad you had a good visit and are back. I missed ya girl!

 
at 8:26 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Damn, am I glad your back.

Even your dad cracks my shit right up.

 
at 10:43 PM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

I am so glad your back and that you had a nice visit with yo' DADDY.
Lv yah Hooker.

 
at 8:54 AM Blogger patti_cake said...

Glad you are back and had a good visit. You are probably just the medicine your Dad needed!
Ooh the FUG sounds intriguing. That is my philosophy too. If you dress like a fool you deserve to end up on the internet!
I know the furkids were glad to see Mamma. Reilly always is too.
Don't forget to send me your snail mail 'k?

 
at 11:36 AM Blogger A taste that's bitter said...

hooray safe travels! :)

 
at 2:49 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Personally I think the bald look on guys is quite striking. Good for your dad and good for you for making him laugh!

 
at 5:56 PM Blogger Carrie said...

Glad things went well!

Cannot wait for that FUG.

I love when the animals are actually all happy and shit to see me come home. :)

 

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