Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Hospital at the butt crack and quit pissing me OFF

Well, I got the Momenator up to the hospital for her dewomanizing on time and she currently is loopy with anesthesia probably still waiting for the doc. I got her as far as I could then I came home to work. Oh, and she is not becoming a man - just having a hysterectomy - all the shit comes out. I was like "You'll do anything to lose weight, huh?"

Oh, and to my dear hubs, don't annoy me today. We actually have tomorrow evening off together for some fun naked time, mmmmkay? However, if you don't stop with the passive aggressive bullshit (no, it's fine if you don't do x, y, or z for me....it's ok.....insert big sigh here) I swear to God, I'll still have sex with you but you will wake up tomorrow morning with an ice pick in your neck. I am NOT in the mood.

We clear?

Labels: Family, Hubs

Elizabeth at 8:53 AM

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at 10:33 AM Dixie said...: Hope your mom has a speedy recovery!
at 10:53 AM Tammy said...: You crack my shit right up.

Hope mom recovers quickly.
at 10:58 AM Kami said...: This is why I love you.
at 11:54 AM Fuzzball said...: Heh heh. Fun naked time. Heh.

GET WELL SOON, MOMENATOR!!!
at 5:24 PM Pissy Britches said...: You need sex NOW.
Fo' real.
Ice picks are for later.
Penis is for NOW.
at 6:49 PM Patti_Cake said...: You need some sexual healing STAT girl!

Hope your Mom has a quick and painless recovery. I want to get spayed.
at 9:00 PM Kate Giovinco Photography said...: Glad to hear your mom is doing well!

And I almost spit my soda out at the comments about your husband and sex. Too funny!
at 1:40 AM Anonymous said...: Hope your mom is back on her feet soon.

Too funny about DH. Men!