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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

If I have not grossed y'all out before.....

Can someone please explain in laychick's terms the anatomy of one's urethra that enables said urethra to allow said laychick to pee and have it shoot OUT THE SIDE OF THE TOILET between the lid and the bowl thereby pissing directly on said laychick's sweat pants/work uniform? Also, while at it, please explain why said horizontal pissing happens in (pardon the pun) fits and spurts and why one can go weeks, nay months, with no sideways pissing and then all in one day, have to change clothes 3 times?

This is all hypothetical, of course.

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Elizabeth at 2:45 PM

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at 3:32 PM Blogger Cara said...

Dude, I'm not a doctor or anything, but I'm thinking that that's not normal. Does anything hurt?

 
at 5:31 PM Blogger Mommy Me said...

Let's see, how should I say this. Folded *lip* maybe?

 
at 9:36 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Cara cracks my shit right up. So very funny.

 
at 10:00 PM Blogger Erin said...

Another reason it sucks to be a woman!

 
at 4:01 PM Blogger TBG said...

I have no idea what to tell you there!

 

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