Thursday, December 21, 2006

Not dead...

OK, I am in a nicer mood since Monday. I was going through a really hellacious period of PMS and I'm way better now. Let's recap this week, shall we? Well, after 3 attempts, I finally gave blood to help out the Dad. I was not able to give him my actual blood because apparently all the planets have to align and a firecracker has to shoot out of my butt for that to occur, so I settled for blood replacement. Whatever. Just make sure my Pops does not get charged for friggin blood, ya heard?

Yesterday was uneventful for ME. The hubs, on the other hand, was called by Camel Toe Annie to go assist with their son who was about 2 seconds from getting arrested. Oh man, this shit just keeps getting better and better. I won't go into details, and thankfully it was not serious, but he was finger printed, booked along with his 3 juvie friends. According to the hubs, he is now grounded until this all is "settled." Now, let's see. Who will be around after Xmas break to make sure that he stays "grounded?" Um, no one. Yeah, let's see how far this goes. Far be it for me to critique (shut it) someone's parenting skills, but the hubs is in for a rude awakening. I won't "parent" like CTA. His stupid ass would have sat down in juvie over fucking night. I would not have ran down there like a bat outta hell to get his little illegal ass home.

Of course me saying all this and even worse, putting it in writing for tons (or 4 people) to read means I will undoubtedly have a child that commits his first felony by age 8.

I worked this week and I do believe that by the end of the week, the work load will drop off big time.

The hubs is going to go for a sleep study and will most likely be diagnosed with sleep apnea and have to wear a CPAP machine. And I will get to sleep sans ear plugs. Happy day.

Weather today sucked and made me want to nap.

I really have not much else to say.

***UPDATED TO ADD*** Perhaps I am still a tad emotional - Scrubs just made me cry.

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Elizabeth at 8:42 PM

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at 9:32 PM Annejelynn said...: PMS is the ULTIMATE excuse for ANYTHING, I think... PMS? you're pardoned!
at 11:09 PM Unknown said...: I wanna see it when you do get the firecracker to shoot out of tour butt...
at 11:21 PM Tammy said...: Yeah. His ass so would have spent at least one night in juvie.

I too want to see the firecracker shoot out your butt.
at 11:59 PM Kelly said...: HUGS! You never need to apologize for being pissy! We love you no matter what!
at 10:03 AM Kami said...: Yeah, his ass could have stayed there for the night. A lesson my madre never learned.
at 11:41 AM Kat said...: I think an overnight stay would have done wonders for him.

I heard ya'll got some serious rain yesterday - you stay dry?
at 2:15 PM Lori said...: Not dead, but have you stabbed anyone in the neck yet? That cracked my shit up and I needed it today.
at 12:19 PM Nap Queen said...: Ooooo, I'm so with you. Let kids learn a lesson!!!!

I obviously missed something but I'm still laughing about "Camel Toe Annie"!! Heeeeelarious!