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Monday, January 01, 2007

My New Year's

***Edited to add***
I just heard the most hilarious joke EVER on the Sopranos.

A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor. The doctor says "I know what your problem is." Chinaman said "Well, what is it?" Doctor says "You have a cataract." Chinaman says "No, I drive a Rincoln Continental." I officially can't breathe.

Last night the hubs and I went to our friends house and basically chilled out with them all evening. Their extended fam came over shortly before midnight to ring in the new year and to set off a shitten ton of fireworks. Yes, they are illegal here and no, that does not seem to stop anyone. It was a nice night in that the extended fam was actually polite to me which was somewhat shocking. Yet another set of peeps that I have put off in a way that I am not aware of. I have fantastic abilities in that way.

Today I got up late and then spent the bulk of the day trying to clean this house up. Took all the Christmas stuff down and put it all away. That was like such the fucking ordeal. I ran out of totes because two of them are now filled with my autumn decor, so I ran out and got 3 more due to the loss of the first two and then just having more stuff this year. I could probably still stand to have one more. Craziness.

Will be a nice quiet night with the first disk of the second season of the Sopranos. Yeah!!! Back to work tomorrow, though. Boo.

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Elizabeth at 7:46 PM



at 9:26 PM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

I am so happy you are watching!
My fav. show EVA.
I now have every season on DVD.
I still haven't even seen Seasons 1-3...I didn't start watching it till Season 4.
I gotta sit my ass down and watch them all too even though I have read the synopsis on line I haven't watched them yet.

at 10:02 PM Blogger Arlene said...

That joke is PRICELESS!!! I will be sharing that with the asians I work with tomorrow :-)

I had big plans to undecorate, but this allergic reaction is kickin' my ass!!!

at 10:25 PM Blogger Kami said...

Love the joke.

I got all my shit put away today.

at 12:46 AM Blogger Football Widow said...

I am so glad I got all that shit put away and have reclaimed normalcy in my house. I was threatened to not buy any more stuff though.

at 10:35 AM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

That joke was great!

Got my shit put away yesterday (had a rose bowl party...had to).

at 11:32 AM Blogger Tammy said...

Um, I don't get it. I am blonde though.

at 11:33 AM Blogger Tammy said...

Read it again. Now I get it. I'm slow like that.

at 12:54 PM Blogger Spikey1 said...

Im Canadian and I get it!

at 9:57 PM Blogger patti_cake said...

Damn that was a funny joke, almost as good as Memphis Steve's Wonder Woman one LOL
Happy Happy New Year and may 2007 be the year you finally get the news that there will be the pitter patter of little (human) feet for you and the hubs!

at 10:24 PM Blogger Nessa said...

Hey sweetness! Missed ya! Happy New Year!!!!!

at 4:08 PM Blogger Carrie said...

OMG that joke is hillarious!!!!


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