Friday, January 26, 2007

Open letter to Camel Toe Annie

Dear CTA:

Ya know, you amuse me. I almost snorted this morning when the hubs said you called regarding the check I gave you for the boy's medication. (Because, yes, internets - we pay for that as well.) While it was very kind of you to school the hubs in my mistake of putting one amt. in the box part and one amt in the written out part that shorted you $2, I have a hard time believing that you called in an effort to be nice so that my tiny itty bitty brain did not get so confused as to why the check cleared for the wrong amount. If you were really so worried about my checkbook activities being balanced, why would you hold on to 3 child support checks at a time before making a deposit? (Oh yes, bitches, you read that right. But she NEEDS the money, right? Puleeeeeeze.) Your explanation of holding them until you pay bills once a month does not wash either. Because 3 child support payments is 6 weeks time, sister. Wait, let me break it down for you. We pay every two weeks. Two weeks times 3 checks equals six weeks. (I had to do that, y'all. This is a woman who needed a tutor to take a general knowledge test to be a teacher's aide.) So please, save the explanation. The less I hear about you, the better. And also, don't worry about my checkbook. It is JUST FINE.

Oh, and PS - tight shorts? Yeah, they are done. So is the Farrah hair and one line of black eyeliner when you try to do yourself up. Oh, and the ugly purses. Really, I could go on an on.

Signed,
SFG aka The Bitch Currently Married to the Love of Your Life.

Labels: Open letters

Elizabeth at 12:53 PM

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at 2:02 PM Monogram Queen said...: Oh I Love it! Preach it Sisah, Preach it!
at 11:04 PM Random and Odd said...: *ROARING LAUGHTER* Oh shit, I love you girl! Have I told you how much I love you? This letter is MOST AWESOME and KICK ASS!!

LOL!!!

If I didn't cash the child support checks, how ever would I have money to blow at the bar and casino? hee hee.

*hug* have a good weekend!! I love you!!!
at 12:40 AM Arlene said...: Why don't you guys just give her a money order, then you don't have to worry about her shit!

Seriously, a camel toe?? And you haven't put her on Fug Thursday yet??
at 9:09 PM Pissy Britches said...: Camel Toe Annie lost out didn't she.
That HAB.

Happy weekend you crazy ass.
at 9:58 PM Kat said...: Dude, is she for real?
at 10:50 AM Tammy said...: I hate her. Just hate her.
at 4:53 PM Kami said...: Don't forget to give her that $2 next month.
at 10:43 PM Fuzzball said...: LOVE you. HATE her, but LOVE you.

Camel Toe Annie *snort, snicker*
at 10:50 PM SuburbanMom said...: Oh my gosh, that is too funny. Sorry you have to deal with her though :(
at 11:04 AM Wendy aka Cheeky said...: Rock on!!!! Girl I am buying you a drink at the blowout cause this letter deserves one!
at 12:28 PM Finelly said...: You tell it!
I won't cuz you don't want to get me started on child support and how it sucks.
at 6:05 PM Annejelynn said...: humpht. You give this woman far too much power over how you feel. Sorry it's so upsetting (it's upsetting stuff, yes).
at 12:09 AM Kate Giovinco Photography said...: what a pain in your ass!
at 12:17 AM Melanie said...: OMG - CTA! I need to see a pic of this person. For real.