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Saturday, January 13, 2007


If Dr. Foreign Fuck does not stop his disgusting ass snorting in my ear to clear whatever sinus problem ails him, I am gonna fuck his world up.

Oh, and PS - your accent is making my life hell. Just sayin.

Um, I'm ready to be off today.

UPDATED TO ADD: I am currently in the midst of a report in which a 100 year old black lady has a history of chewing tobacco. There is so much wrong with that - I am not sure where to begin.


Elizabeth at 2:21 PM



at 5:24 PM Blogger Tammy said...

He's ass-snorting? The hubbs does that all the tiem. :)

Bwwwwaaaahhhh. Sorry. Couln't help it.

at 7:14 PM Blogger Kami said...

Ewwwwwwwww... She's 100? She just needs to pick up the smokes.

at 7:45 PM Blogger JD's Rose said...

You'd think that if he is a doctor he could fix that sinus problem... doesn't give you much faith now, does it?!


at 10:34 AM Blogger Shell said...

Don't be making fun of my granny damn it.

Just kidding. Mine just overloads on fried foods...like a good southern woman.


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