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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Stuff Portait Friday from the Land of Snow and Cheese

***EDITED TO ADD*** Apparently, it is, yet again, De-Lurking week, so send this bitch some love, okay? Especially if you have never said hi before and yet read. I get over 70 hits a day, so I know y'all are out there. Damn it. Say hi. Don't make me stab you in the neck. Now read my SPF.***



Yeah, you bitches know I love me some TKW (the girl just ain't right) so I am getting off my ass and doing me some SPF. Now shut it and sit down. Mama got her some mad PMS.

The SPF hijacker wants to see the following:

-A houseplant.
-Something we bitch about, but secretly love.
-Something gross


This plant was from my FIL's funeral. If y'all bitches really knew me, you would know it is nothing short of a miracle that it is still living. I have another one on top of my fridge too. Trips me right out.

Oh man, this shithead here. I love this dog. I really do. But sometimes, I could seriously take his head and squash it like a zit. He looks so stoned here. Don't tell Carrie.

Oh Brit. You bleached blonde train wreck you. This poor thing has truly become gross. I really think it might be too late for her.

Well, let me know if you played. I'll try to swing on by, bitches.

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Elizabeth at 11:34 PM

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at 11:45 PM Blogger Toes in the sand said...

First Bitches!

 
at 11:46 PM Blogger Toes in the sand said...

Okay, Brit is just down right nasty.

I think your dog is so damn adorable!

 
at 7:48 AM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

Ewww; Brit is gross! Took me a moment to realize who it was.

I have the same relationship with our dog!

Enjoyed your SPF; I played.

 
at 8:57 AM Blogger Dixie said...

BWAAAHAAAAHAAA! Britney is your gross!

 
at 9:22 AM Blogger aka_Meritt said...

You scored well with the last one... that is EXACTLY WHAT I SAID when I saw it. I couldn't help it.

"Awww... gross!" came out of my mouth.

Perfect.

 
at 9:30 AM Blogger patti_cake said...

Your plant is awesome.

Pooper is ADORABLE. I love his nose.

Brit.. Ewwww.. just... ewwww....

 
at 9:32 AM Blogger Cheeky said...

You hit it right on the head - Brit is really becoming a skank - ok she is one.

Sweet poochie!

 
at 10:16 AM Blogger Stephanie said...

I don't do plants
AT ALL
I love the cute doggie dog.

Did you get that picture from Perez Hilton?
You HAB.
She is something else ain't she.
Trainwreck.
I hope she can get her shit together.

 
at 10:27 AM Blogger Christie said...

MY EYES!!! AHHHH Not the Brit!!!

hehe
happy spf
I played

 
at 12:25 PM Blogger Kami said...

Brit says she's gonna make a comeback.

BWAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

Did you will Pooper to me yet?

 
at 12:59 PM Blogger Teena said...

What a great gross shot! What a mess she is!!

Mine's up :)

 
at 1:19 PM Blogger Shell said...

What the hell has that dog been smokin'?

I comment but I still stalk you anyway. I'll do a follow up to the video blog today I guess.

 
at 2:21 PM Blogger Mainline Mom said...

hehehe Brit...how great...

I'm just like you on the houseplants. I played.

 
at 2:25 PM Blogger Becky said...

hiiiiiiii SFG!!!!
since is de-lurking week, I thought I'd come out and say hi :)
I haven't done so in such a long time!!!! I haven't forgotten about you and still read often!
XOXO

 
at 9:22 PM Blogger ktlee said...

I've only been reading your blog for a week or so. Found my way over here via Kami.

 
at 8:37 PM Blogger Rogers Market said...

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