Thursday, January 11, 2007

Stuff Portait Friday from the Land of Snow and Cheese

***EDITED TO ADD*** Apparently, it is, yet again, De-Lurking week, so send this bitch some love, okay? Especially if you have never said hi before and yet read. I get over 70 hits a day, so I know y'all are out there. Damn it. Say hi. Don't make me stab you in the neck. Now read my SPF.***

Yeah, you bitches know I love me some TKW (the girl just ain't right) so I am getting off my ass and doing me some SPF. Now shut it and sit down. Mama got her some mad PMS.

The SPF hijacker wants to see the following:

-A houseplant.
-Something we bitch about, but secretly love.
-Something gross

This plant was from my FIL's funeral. If y'all bitches really knew me, you would know it is nothing short of a miracle that it is still living. I have another one on top of my fridge too. Trips me right out.

Oh man, this shithead here. I love this dog. I really do. But sometimes, I could seriously take his head and squash it like a zit. He looks so stoned here. Don't tell Carrie.

Oh Brit. You bleached blonde train wreck you. This poor thing has truly become gross. I really think it might be too late for her.

Well, let me know if you played. I'll try to swing on by, bitches.

Labels: SPF

Elizabeth at 11:34 PM

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15 Comments

at 11:45 PM Anonymous said...: First Bitches!
at 11:46 PM Anonymous said...: Okay, Brit is just down right nasty.

I think your dog is so damn adorable!
at 7:48 AM Sheri & SuZan said...: Ewww; Brit is gross! Took me a moment to realize who it was.

I have the same relationship with our dog!

Enjoyed your SPF; I played.
at 8:57 AM Dixie said...: BWAAAHAAAAHAAA! Britney is your gross!
at 9:22 AM Me said...: You scored well with the last one... that is EXACTLY WHAT I SAID when I saw it. I couldn't help it.

"Awww... gross!" came out of my mouth.

Perfect.
at 9:30 AM Monogram Queen said...: Your plant is awesome.

Pooper is ADORABLE. I love his nose.

Brit.. Ewwww.. just... ewwww....
at 9:32 AM Wendy aka Cheeky said...: You hit it right on the head - Brit is really becoming a skank - ok she is one.

Sweet poochie!
at 10:16 AM Pissy Britches said...: I don't do plants
AT ALL
I love the cute doggie dog.

Did you get that picture from Perez Hilton?
You HAB.
She is something else ain't she.
Trainwreck.
I hope she can get her shit together.
at 10:27 AM Unknown said...: MY EYES!!! AHHHH Not the Brit!!!

hehe
happy spf
I played
at 12:25 PM Kami said...: Brit says she's gonna make a comeback.

BWAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

Did you will Pooper to me yet?
at 12:59 PM Teena in Toronto said...: What a great gross shot! What a mess she is!!

Mine's up :)
at 2:21 PM Unknown said...: hehehe Brit...how great...

I'm just like you on the houseplants. I played.
at 2:25 PM Bex said...: hiiiiiiii SFG!!!!
since is de-lurking week, I thought I'd come out and say hi :)
I haven't done so in such a long time!!!! I haven't forgotten about you and still read often!
XOXO
at 9:22 PM Bella said...: I've only been reading your blog for a week or so. Found my way over here via Kami.
at 8:37 PM Rogers Place said...: Nice pages here. Great information. Will visit again and recommend.