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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Good news and yet another request

So we got our taxes done today. And....drum roll please.
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Our refund will cover the entire surgery. I'm not fucking kidding.
OK, so the financial problem is out of the way. Now we need the following:

-Time to do the hibbity bibbity.
-Energy to do the hibbity bibbity.
-Energized spermies in a rapidly aging 40-year-old man. (Sorry, hun, but you're, like, old.)
-My stupid body to ovulate on the regular.
-If I do get sperminated that all of my genes don't get squashed into oblivion by his genes which is what seems to happen as both of his current children look like he pooped them out with nary the help of Camel Toe Annie. (This is a good thing for her, not me.)
-That somehow between now and me squeezing out my spawn, that child birth somehow becomes a very slimming and painless experience.

Shut it.

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Elizabeth at 10:43 PM

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at 11:27 PM Blogger Toes in the sand said...

Oh yea! Happy baby dancing!

 
at 12:19 AM Blogger Arlene said...

I'm confused about the surgery part, but I'm excited about the baby part :-)

 
at 1:19 AM Blogger JD's Rose said...

Baby dancing. I like it.

I think you will be able to achieve most of those. As for the last... your screwed!

It's Love day... that has to help, right!?

xxx

 
at 1:23 AM Blogger Kelly said...

Now the fun begins! By the way, today is the 5 year anniversary of my conceiving Jenelle! WOO HOO!

 
at 8:39 AM Blogger Patti_Cake said...

I am SO glad the $ is taken care of. The rest will be a piece o' cake! Hugs Honey and Happy Valentines Day!

 
at 9:45 AM Blogger Cheeky said...

Well I am glad somebody is getting a refund cause this girl is gonna owe out the butt for taxes we are talking 5 DIGITS!!!!

Happy baby making - now if you want a girl make him be on top if you want a boy you on top - its science! And I have a boy and a girl....see science!

 
at 10:06 AM Blogger Shell said...

I'm getting a nice refund too. Thank God someone realized that education is f-ing expensive and decided to give us a little moolah back.

Just get drunk and do it. Isn't that usually how everyone gets knocked up? Well that's what my cousin claims and she's got three unplanned munchkins.

 
at 10:12 AM Blogger Kami said...

WOOOO HOOOO!!! That's fucking fabulous!!!

 
at 10:59 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Babies are coming.
Fo' real.

Happy Valentines Day HOOKER.
You are the SHIT.

 
at 3:29 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Let me know how that last part works out for you mmmkay?

Here's hoping for some super strong swimmers who are saying "Damn, dude. What took you so long!??!"

 
at 3:35 PM Blogger Mainline Mom said...

Yahoo! Good luck and have fun. Oh, and child birth was a slimming, but not a painfree experience for me! See, there's hope.

 
at 5:31 PM Blogger Carrie said...

Hooray! I'm with Shell, who needs energy - just get good and liquored up! Hell, it works for plenty of mama drama's and baby daddy's... :)

 
at 6:45 PM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

I say install a trapeze in the bedroom...yeah...that always works.

:)

Glad the money thing worked out, that is a load off your mind.

 
at 10:59 PM Blogger Lori said...

Slimming and painless, eh? Suuure.

On the painless - get the fucking epidural. I didn't until #3 and was I ever STUPID.

 
at 12:11 AM Blogger TBG said...

that is awesome news! I am so excited for you guys!

 
at 12:12 AM Blogger TBG said...

oh and I am coming to visit you when you have that baby! I want to squeeze and hug and love on your baby and then go home! You know get my baby fix in oh and I will come and take your newborn photos for ya!

Yeah already planning ahead!

SO VERY EXCITED FOR YOU!

 
at 10:25 AM Blogger A taste that's bitter said...

Whoo Hoo! Exciting news! I am going to buy you a shirt that says "Team C-Section" :)

 
at 10:29 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Oh honey, you'll only gain baby weight and child-birth is completely pain-free.

Would I lie to you?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa for the upcoming baby!!!

 

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