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Saturday, February 24, 2007

I went and humped Kohls and rubbed my boobies on it

I left with 3 bags and was poorer by $340. Mmmhmmm. I have no control. I do, however, have the following:

-new dress, pic to come later.
-new black heels.
-new walking shoes.
-ummmmm, let's just call this one a foundation garment. Lumps and bumps under new dress are no bueno.
-new undies.
-3 new table runners for Spring.
-a spring/bunny little display dealio. So very cute.
-new V-Day placemats on clearance for $1.19 a piece. HELLO.
-new spring placemats.
-Spring pillow for sofa.
-Summery shirt.
-Shorts - needed desperately.
-Work out capri pants.
-"Welcome Spring" guest hand towels for bathroom.
-the most precious Easter egg wreath thingy.
-new cheap sunglasses. I don't buy expensive since I will break or lose them.

I wanna be Kohl's baby mama.

This is now day #4 of no soft drinks and no pizza. I want a fucking medal for this shit. I would sell Gage off to work on a farm plowing fields if it meant I could taste the nectar of the gods known as Coke Zero.


Elizabeth at 12:32 PM



at 1:57 PM Blogger Dixie said...

Jackpot! Nice haul!

I too could dry hump Kohl's! Love that place. Love it!

at 2:32 PM Blogger Toes in the sand said...

I was just there yesterday. I got 12 washcloths and 6 hand towels for $21.40! Yeehaw! I love going to Kohls!

at 8:00 PM Blogger Tammy said...

You had me at the title of this post. You crack my shit right up.

Love the foundation garment. I have one that goes from the thighs to under the boobs.

There is no way in hell I could give up my Coke Zero.

at 1:40 AM Blogger Arlene said...

Did I miss something? Why no CokeZero?
Good score on the shopping!!

at 1:58 AM Blogger JD's Rose said...

You would have to be one of the most successful shoppers on the planet. It would take me ages to get a list like that together. I've usually cracked the shits and walked out after item #2!

By the way, the title of your post looked so dodgy on my BlogLines list!


at 10:23 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Diet Coke hooker.
I have lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks just from giving up my Coke habit.
I am kinda getting used to it I think.

You got a lot of shitnitz!
that rocks sister.

at 10:59 AM Blogger TBG said...

I love me some diet coke so I feel the pain of no soda, but I just cant commit to it right now!

Oh honey I so know about the foundation garments. Wore mine last night fo sure!

at 11:00 AM Blogger TBG said...

Oh Tammy I have the same foundation garment!

at 5:29 PM Blogger Kami said...

Foundation garment! AAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love me some Kohl's.

Can I buy Gage?

at 9:49 PM Blogger Carrie said...

Your title cracked my shit up. :)

You are one awesome chicka to give up pizza AND coke! Shit, I craved and had pizza today. Lots and lots and lots of pizza. :P If it makes you feel any better, now I feel all bloated and gross. :P

at 10:44 PM Blogger Shell said...

Givin' up the sodas was one of the hardest things I ever did so I totally sympathize with you. However, after about a week the cravings just kinda disappear. You might be like me and just not like the taste of them anymore. Coke tastes too tart and Dr. Pepper too sweet.

I wish I had a Kohl's nearby. You all get some cool shit. But then again maybe it's a good thing there isn't one nearby.

at 8:10 AM Blogger Football Widow said...

Dang girl! You got some good stuff. Can't wait to see the dress. Good job on the Coke.

at 10:07 AM Blogger Cheeky said...

Damn! you racked up! I refuse to buy anything else new until I do something about this huge mass that is often refered to as the bootay!


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