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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Why I hate living here, Reasons #1 and #2

I shall just keep a running list of the plethora of reasons why I hate living in this shithole place because the things that I hate become more and more apparent every single fucking day that I exist in this den of ignorance and land of dipshits.

1. Mardi Gras. Why is it fucking necessary to take every single local channel and put the parades on from 10-3. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? If I am not at the parade, why should I be subjected to seeing all of that bullshit up close and personal in my living room. Put that shit on one channel and be done.

2. Tupac across the street continues to insist on thumping down the street despite my hubs asking him nicely to shut it because I work from home and crazily enough, I can't hear to type if someone has 150,000 watts thumping 50 feet from my head.

I'm sure more shall come at a later date. This list will hit 100 by the end of the year. Mark my words, bitches.


Elizabeth at 11:13 AM



at 3:53 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

First bitches!!

at 3:54 PM Blogger The Kept Woman said...

Now then...

I HATE thumping bass with all my being. That is the one thing that I cannot ignore...it just annoys the ever-loving piss out of me.

I think you and I should have a running contest to see who can get to 100 first 'cause you know there's tons to hate about being where I am.

at 5:18 PM Blogger Sheri & SuZan said...

That is why you just need to move to H-town!

I am very much with you and TKW on the tumping bass. It makes the hair on the back of neck stand straight up.

at 6:20 PM Blogger Arlene said...

Unless I'M the one thumping the damn bass, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!

at 8:07 PM Blogger Kami said...

Dallas does not have those problems.

at 9:24 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Let me just say - I was amazed to learn that the FEDERAL courts in LA were closed for Mardi Gras. FEDERAL Courts. Odd.

at 9:36 PM Blogger Shell said...

That Mardi Gras coverage sounds like when we had the one night where we had the possibility of ice. Geez...they just wouldn't shut up about it.

I still have my Asian rap star living below me. He's toned it down a little. I guess my pounding on his ceiling kinda got the message across.

at 10:14 AM Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Go THUMP him right between the eyes.
That'll teach that little fucker.


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