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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Yeah, still not in the mood to do a proper post - maybe later

What is your salad dressing of choice? Italian.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I have not done fast food since January, but I do love me some Sonic.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Ruth's Chris
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20 percent - the service has to be atrocious to get less than that.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pizza
Name three foods you detest above all others? Mayonaisse, guac, and coconut.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Not big on the Chinese food, but some sort of chicken I guess.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, and 57 pounds of cheese.
What do you like to put on your toast? peanut butter
What is your favorite type of gum? Not a big gum chewer - brings to mind Brit during the Matt Lauer interview smacking away

Number of contacts in your cell phone? No clue.
Number of contacts in your email address book? Ditto
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Some LSU tiger crap of the hubs.
What is your screensaver on your computer? Don't have one.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? No
How many land line phones do you have in your house? One
How many televisions are in your house? 3
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Bread machine.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? I rarely listen to the radio in the car. God made CD changers for that.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? Luckily the hubs runs on fried chicken so no batteries needed.

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I have nice eyes I guess.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right
Do you like your smile? I suppose.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Um, do wisdom teeth count?
Would you like to? Yes...some of my ass and boobages would be fab.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? No. I normally want to get in, do my thing, and go.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell. I have pregnant nose - like how pregnant women have a good sense of smell? Yeah, that's me.
When was the last time you had a cavity? Couple years ago.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Um, my ass.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No.

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Well, hell no.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I like it now, but it is becoming more popular now.
How do you express your artistic side? I guess decorating the house.
What color do you think you look best in? blue
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? not long - I have a mouth that does not quit.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Oh, I could go so many directions with this one. Let's just go with yes.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Um, ew no.
How often do you go to church? More lately than for a while. Trying to hit it weekly.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Yes, and I don't wanna even go there.
Has someone ever saved yours? yes probably

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? In a fucking minute.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? probably not
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Nope, I'm a weenie
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Sure
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Sure as hell would - airbrushing though. Um, that's not cellulite, it's um......a shadow. Yeah, that's it.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Do I get to choose who? Cause it could be free.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? maybe
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Nope


Elizabeth at 7:01 PM



at 11:11 PM Blogger Shell said...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here...I think you really like pizza.

I'm a cheese pizza freak too. Damn...now I'm hungry.

at 9:25 AM Blogger Fuzzball said...

I fucking loved this meme, girl. I am RIGHT THERE WITH YOU on the pizza thing. I think that I could eat it every night and never get bored. You know what I have just recently discovered? Papa John's Spinach Alfredo pizza. Holy shit. I want to rub it on myself.

Maybe that was too much info. Sorry 'bout that.

So...how 'bout them Cubbies?

at 11:52 AM Blogger Cat said...

oh I like this one, I may steal it to use for a rainy day! k?

pizza is our families choice of food. we eat it at least 2 times a week! lol

yeah, I could eat now too. damn.

at 1:51 PM Blogger patti_cake said...

Okay the sex toys/hubs runs on fried chicken had me cracking up. Gawd you kill me chick!

at 9:06 PM Blogger Lucky Lum said...

this WAS a good one!

I used to despise guac myself. hated it my entire life. then sometime last year I tried it and now I can't live without it!


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