Monday, February 19, 2007

Stolen from Mainline Mom

I'll do a real post later. Until then, you get this.

Aprons- Y/N? God, no. I wear as little as possible without frightening the pets and neighbors.

Baking- Favorite thing to bake? Chocolate chip cookies for taste value. I am not the best cook but I can bake like a mofo. Oh, and banana bread because it reminds me of my dad.

Clothesline- Y/N? God, no. What is this? Little House on the damn Prairie? I have a dryer and I use the crap out of it. However, as evidenced by the cat ass on the sweater deal, I do sometimes take stuff out and lay it out. To have cat ass on it.

Donuts- Ever made them? No, but I have made beignets.

Everyday- One homemaking thing you do everyday? I am trying to think. There are various days that certain chores just do not get done. Load dishwasher I guess.

Freezer- Do you have a separate deep freezer? Yes, I do. Love love love that big bitch.

Garbage Disposal- Y/N? Who doesn't?

Handbook- Y/N? Yeah right. Is this the 50's?

Ironing- Love it or hate it? Hate it. Absolutely loathe it.

Junk Drawer- Where is it? One to the right of the kitchen sink.

Kitchen- Design and decorating? While I like the layout of my kitchen, the decor is not my taste and will be changed at some point. But it is not so gross that I can't deal with it for a little bit.

Love- What is your favorite part of homemaking? Being done and it all smelling so fab.

Mop- Y/N? This is a question? Yes, I just do the Swiffer wet jet dealio but once every month or so, I do the whole Pine Sol action to really get in there. Once a week with the Swiffer WJ though.

Nylons- Wash them by hand or in the washer? Washer.

Oven- Do you use the window or open it to check? Open.

Pizza- What do you put on yours? Pepperoni

Quiet- What do you do during the day when you get a quiet moment? Check email, watch tv or something. Read before bed.

Recipe card box- Y/N? No, but I would like to start one.

Style of house- God, I don't know. I don't have a defineable style. It's just me - what I like and how I like to have things.

Tablecloths and napkins- Y/N? I am more of a table runner rather than table cloth type of girl. Only use cloth napkins on special occasions or with company. Otherwise it is paper napkins all the way.

Under the kitchen sink- Cleaning supplies.

Vacuum- How many times a week? Probably 3.

Wash- How many loads do you do a week? I'd say between clothes, sheets and towels, about 8.

X’s- Do you keep a list of things to do and cross them off? Yes, right on my google page. Always there to remind me that I will never complete it and I am a giant slacker.

Yard- Who does what? Hubs. I no mow grass. Oh, but I do the planting beds because hubs could not possibly give less of a shit.

ZZZ’s- What is your last homemaking task for the day? Start the dishwasher if full.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Meme stolen from Tammy

1] What is your middle name? Ann
2] What color is your mailbox? It's a giant LSU helmet so it's bright fucking yellow.
3] Are you available? Um, I am gonna go with no.
4] Have you ever hit a deer? No.
5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Home from where? Work? No. Lunch with Karen? Yes.
6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning? Yes, but why is the question. It never gets read. I do online news, bitches.
7] Who checks the mail in your house? Normally me.
8] Do you have a small driveway? Yes, we need it bigger.
9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? No, and my friend says it is ghetto fabulous.
10] What do you do first in the morning? Pee.
11] What brand is your printer? Lexmark.
12] Do you enjoy fighting with people? It makes me tired, so no.
13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Oh, if only. It is a hybrid of both and looks like shit unless I straighten it.
14] Who was your kindergarten teacher? Um, dunno. I do recall the whore lifting my shirt up in front of a boy to see if I had chicken pox (I did) but my tiny tatas were out there for the world to see.
15] Are you taller than your mother? Yeah. I'm a statuesque 5'4". She is 5'2".
16] Do you have a favorite word? Stupid ass.
17] Are you God? Um, no. If I was, oh the fun that would be had.
18] What do you do to get over a broken heart? Chocolate.
19] Do you have a deep dark secret? Yes. Doesn't every one.
20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? No, I am a blue or black girl.
21] Does anything hurt on your body right now? No, amazingly enough.
22] Do you often cry during a movie? Sometimes.
23] Do you hate your life? No, it has gotten better recently.
24] Do you get mad easily? Um, psycho say what?
25] What is your biggest pet peeve? Oh, that list could be lengthy. Let's go with slow drivers in the fast lane. Look, when you see a tiny white car coming up your ass like a bullet train, I am gonna go with MOVE.
26] What is your away message? Don't have one.
27] Do any of your friends have kids? Yep.
28] Who should pay on the first date? The man. Unless the woman asks him, but he should still totally do the "let me reach for my wallet" deal and allow her to protest and then go "well, ok." Sorry, somethings I am very old fashioned about.
29] How many years older than you are you willing to date? I am not much of a dater. You know, since the wedding and all.
30] Do you have any friends? I sure hope so.
31] Do you have any mean friends? Yes. Mean friends are the bestest.
32] What is the ugliest color in your opinion? Drab green.
33] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? Yes
34] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff? Yes.
35] Do you itch your ears? You mean with like car keys like the dude I saw in the Wally the other day? Uh, no
36] What brand are the pant/jeans you are wearing right now? Wearing pjs. Gots to love working from home.
37] How tall are you? 5'4"
38] What is the closest green object? My cup o' diet coke.
39] What is on your feet? Nothing.
40] Do you like watermelon? Oh yum, fo sho.
41] Do you want to have kids? Yes, I do.
42] What is the brightest color you are wearing? Nothing really. Pretty muted tones in these here parts.
43] Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have gotten to know? No clue
44] What is your mothers middle name? Louise.
45] Stupidest movie you ever saw? Spawn.
46] Do you like your dad? I heart him.
47] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Sex and the City, Season 1.
48] Are you wearing makeup? Si.
49]Do you have a tattoo? No, needles are no bueno.
50] Do you know how to draw? No. I totally suck at it.
51] Who is your hero? I don't really have one.
52] Who did you last IM? probably Jen.
53] Do you work a lot of hours? As in work as in get paid? No, a typical 40 hour week normally. Now do I finish this job and then stop out and do job #2 of taking care of the entire house? Yes. So yes I work a lot.
54] What do you do when you are stressed out? I tend to get a wee bit testy.
55] Who was the last person to call you? Hubs.
56] Is there anything you regret? Yes.
57] Do you know where your family name originated from? Ireland I think.
58] Is there an animal that creeps you out? Cockroaches.
59] What was the last thing you did for fun? Ummmmmmmm, not sure really. Lunch with a friend, I guess.
60] Last time you cried? At church on Sunday. They played one of my dad's fave hymns.

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Stolen from Patti Cake

13 Random Things You Like:

1) Sunsets
2) Time with the hubs
3) Watching Reba saunter her fat cat self around the house until she sees Gage and then she does the bitch meow and runs her fat self back to my room.
4) Fall weather
5) My job. Thank you Jeebus for that one.
6) A cold room and a warm bed
7) Pizza
8) Comfy shoes that look cute too.
9) The Beach
10) Reading a really good book
11) Pay Day
12) For someone, when they get me a gift, to put forth effort and show that they really took some time to consider my tastes.
13) Surprises

12 Movies

1) Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
2) Legally Blonde
3) What Lies Beneath
4) Steel Magnolias
5) Halloween
6) Saw and Saw II
7) Pretty in Pink
8) The Breakfast Club
9) Murder by Numbers
10) Abandon
11) Jeepers Creepers - it's a frickin classic, okay? Don't judge me.
12) Rear Window.

10 things about me

1) I am actually a super nice girl who comes off as such a fucking bitch.
2) Since knowing my cute FIL, I now recognize how fucking hilarious and cute most old men are.
3) I hope I really get over some things, but I don't see it coming any time soon.
4) I like my pets more than most people.
5) I believe in God
6) I wish I could lose at leat 20 lbs.
7) It took me being broken up from the hubs for 3 years for me to realize that he was the one for me.
8) I really admire my Father. He is a pain in the ass, but works hard and expects others to do the same..
9) I really can't wait to be pregnant.
10) I am thankful for my life.

9 People You Talked to Yesterday

1) Hubs
2) Mom
3) Karen
4) Dad
5) Step-mom
6) Father Mike
7) Supervisor via email. Does that count?
8) No one else.
9) I work at home. No fussing at me.

8 Favorite Foods

1) Pizza
2) Cheese
3) McDonald's Fries - although I have not had one pass my lips in almost a year.
4) A really great steak cooked on the grill.
5) Asparagus.
6) Chicken parmigiana
7) My own chocolate chip cookies. I am Mrs. Freaking Fields, mmmmkay?
8) Anything chocolatey.

7 Things You are Wearing

1) Underpants
2) Shorts
3) T-shirt
4) Bra
5) Ear phones for work
6) Make up
7) Crap so my hair won't frizz

5 Things You Touch Everyday

1) The Pooper. Mind out of the gutter please.
2) Reba.
3) The hubs if he is home.
4) My remote.
5) My keyboard

4 Shows You Watch

1) Desperate Housewives
2) Grey's Anatomy
3) Y&R
4) SVU

3 Favorite Actors/Actress

1) Robert DeNiro.
2) Marcia Cross
3) Jack Nicholson

2 Most Recent People You've kissed

1) Hubs.
2) Hubs. I am not a big kisser as a greeting.

One Person You Could Spend Your Life With
1) Hubs if he plays his cards right.

Steal if you want. I don't feel like tagging.

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Yeah, still not in the mood to do a proper post - maybe later

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Italian.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I have not done fast food since January, but I do love me some Sonic.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Ruth's Chris
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20 percent - the service has to be atrocious to get less than that.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pizza
Name three foods you detest above all others? Mayonaisse, guac, and coconut.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Not big on the Chinese food, but some sort of chicken I guess.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, and 57 pounds of cheese.
What do you like to put on your toast? peanut butter
What is your favorite type of gum? Not a big gum chewer - brings to mind Brit during the Matt Lauer interview smacking away

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? No clue.
Number of contacts in your email address book? Ditto
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Some LSU tiger crap of the hubs.
What is your screensaver on your computer? Don't have one.
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? No
How many land line phones do you have in your house? One
How many televisions are in your house? 3
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Bread machine.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? I rarely listen to the radio in the car. God made CD changers for that.
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? Luckily the hubs runs on fried chicken so no batteries needed.

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I have nice eyes I guess.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right
Do you like your smile? I suppose.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Um, do wisdom teeth count?
Would you like to? Yes...some of my ass and boobages would be fab.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? No. I normally want to get in, do my thing, and go.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell. I have pregnant nose - like how pregnant women have a good sense of smell? Yeah, that's me.
When was the last time you had a cavity? Couple years ago.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Um, my ass.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Well, hell no.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I like it now, but it is becoming more popular now.
How do you express your artistic side? I guess decorating the house.
What color do you think you look best in? blue
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? not long - I have a mouth that does not quit.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Oh, I could go so many directions with this one. Let's just go with yes.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Um, ew no.
How often do you go to church? More lately than for a while. Trying to hit it weekly.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Yes, and I don't wanna even go there.
Has someone ever saved yours? yes probably

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? In a fucking minute.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? probably not
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Nope, I'm a weenie
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Sure
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Sure as hell would - airbrushing though. Um, that's not cellulite, it's um......a shadow. Yeah, that's it.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Do I get to choose who? Cause it could be free.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? maybe
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Nope

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