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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Meme stolen from Tammy

1] What is your middle name? Ann
2] What color is your mailbox? It's a giant LSU helmet so it's bright fucking yellow.
3] Are you available? Um, I am gonna go with no.
4] Have you ever hit a deer? No.
5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Home from where? Work? No. Lunch with Karen? Yes.
6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning? Yes, but why is the question. It never gets read. I do online news, bitches.
7] Who checks the mail in your house? Normally me.
8] Do you have a small driveway? Yes, we need it bigger.
9] Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? No, and my friend says it is ghetto fabulous.
10] What do you do first in the morning? Pee.
11] What brand is your printer? Lexmark.
12] Do you enjoy fighting with people? It makes me tired, so no.
13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Oh, if only. It is a hybrid of both and looks like shit unless I straighten it.
14] Who was your kindergarten teacher? Um, dunno. I do recall the whore lifting my shirt up in front of a boy to see if I had chicken pox (I did) but my tiny tatas were out there for the world to see.
15] Are you taller than your mother? Yeah. I'm a statuesque 5'4". She is 5'2".
16] Do you have a favorite word? Stupid ass.
17] Are you God? Um, no. If I was, oh the fun that would be had.
18] What do you do to get over a broken heart? Chocolate.
19] Do you have a deep dark secret? Yes. Doesn't every one.
20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? No, I am a blue or black girl.
21] Does anything hurt on your body right now? No, amazingly enough.
22] Do you often cry during a movie? Sometimes.
23] Do you hate your life? No, it has gotten better recently.
24] Do you get mad easily? Um, psycho say what?
25] What is your biggest pet peeve? Oh, that list could be lengthy. Let's go with slow drivers in the fast lane. Look, when you see a tiny white car coming up your ass like a bullet train, I am gonna go with MOVE.
26] What is your away message? Don't have one.
27] Do any of your friends have kids? Yep.
28] Who should pay on the first date? The man. Unless the woman asks him, but he should still totally do the "let me reach for my wallet" deal and allow her to protest and then go "well, ok." Sorry, somethings I am very old fashioned about.
29] How many years older than you are you willing to date? I am not much of a dater. You know, since the wedding and all.
30] Do you have any friends? I sure hope so.
31] Do you have any mean friends? Yes. Mean friends are the bestest.
32] What is the ugliest color in your opinion? Drab green.
33] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? Yes
34] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff? Yes.
35] Do you itch your ears? You mean with like car keys like the dude I saw in the Wally the other day? Uh, no
36] What brand are the pant/jeans you are wearing right now? Wearing pjs. Gots to love working from home.
37] How tall are you? 5'4"
38] What is the closest green object? My cup o' diet coke.
39] What is on your feet? Nothing.
40] Do you like watermelon? Oh yum, fo sho.
41] Do you want to have kids? Yes, I do.
42] What is the brightest color you are wearing? Nothing really. Pretty muted tones in these here parts.
43] Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have gotten to know? No clue
44] What is your mothers middle name? Louise.
45] Stupidest movie you ever saw? Spawn.
46] Do you like your dad? I heart him.
47] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Sex and the City, Season 1.
48] Are you wearing makeup? Si.
49]Do you have a tattoo? No, needles are no bueno.
50] Do you know how to draw? No. I totally suck at it.
51] Who is your hero? I don't really have one.
52] Who did you last IM? probably Jen.
53] Do you work a lot of hours? As in work as in get paid? No, a typical 40 hour week normally. Now do I finish this job and then stop out and do job #2 of taking care of the entire house? Yes. So yes I work a lot.
54] What do you do when you are stressed out? I tend to get a wee bit testy.
55] Who was the last person to call you? Hubs.
56] Is there anything you regret? Yes.
57] Do you know where your family name originated from? Ireland I think.
58] Is there an animal that creeps you out? Cockroaches.
59] What was the last thing you did for fun? Ummmmmmmm, not sure really. Lunch with a friend, I guess.
60] Last time you cried? At church on Sunday. They played one of my dad's fave hymns.


Elizabeth at 1:31 PM



at 3:08 PM Blogger Tammy said...

Dude. You're a black girl? Who knew? :)

Um, if you are working in your pj's why in the hell are you wearing makeup?

at 3:28 PM Blogger Shell said...

I wish you were God 'cause I'd have you come over here and take care of some "issues" for me. Just take them out one by one. :-)

at 6:33 PM Blogger Nicole said...

I love all of your answers but I am still LMAO about you and your flashing of the tiny ta-tas! No wonder we are twins!!! :)

at 6:46 PM Blogger Cheeky said...

I was gonna steal this too but considering I just did a 200 things post - I just don't have it in me at the moment....

I work in my PJ's too - ain't it great??

at 7:50 PM Blogger TBG said...

I totally played as well!


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