Monday, November 27, 2006

Big news in Big Knockers and my poor nose

Pam Anderson filed for divorce after just 4 months from Kid Rock. I wonder if it was because every time they had sex, he would jump up on the bed and scream like a banshee....."I'm gonna cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

No?

OK, then. On to my nose.

Something is in my damn nose. No, not flags or boogies. Well, probably boogies. It feels like I inhaled a gnat and every so often, that little fucker flutters and makes me nuts to the point where my eyes water and I can't work. I have sneezed like 4 times - none of them those crazy bring down the house type horn blowers, nope, not me - and NOTHING. Nada. The little fucker (if it is indeed a bug) won't budge. I have startled poor Reba so badly. She likes to nap on my desk while I work. I think the tap tap tapping of my typing lulls her into sleep the way a fan does for me. Anyhoo, I sneezed like 5 minutes ago and it was sorta sudden and I about had to peel her off the monitor.

Good times.

Labels: Illness, News, Reba

Elizabeth at 3:58 PM

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at 7:21 PM Kate Giovinco Photography said...: First Bitches!

I am so very sad about Kid Rock and Pam I thought for sure it was true love!

HA HA HA
at 8:05 PM Lori said...: Yeah, like no one saw that coming - KR & Pam.

Hope your nose feels better soon. The change of seasons and humidity just jacks mine up.
at 10:34 AM Monogram Queen said...: Kid Rock & Pam make me tired. Waste of Space.
LMAO at poor Reba and I hope your nose stopped itching. That is so very annoying.
at 10:34 AM Monogram Queen said...: Kid Rock & Pam make me tired. Waste of Space.
LMAO at poor Reba and I hope your nose stopped itching. That is so very annoying.
at 11:01 AM Pissy Britches said...: You are so damn funny.

I hope Pam & Tommy are back together...Kid Rock sucks.